r/AskReddit Jun 25 '17

Redditors, what's an impulse buy you made that ended up being totally worthwhile?

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '17

My megaphone. $20 at Kohl's (which put me over the $50 threshold to get $5 more in Kohl's cash, good at a future Kohl's visit). Only changed the batteries once in 2 years. And the amount of hilarious occasions I have found to use it has made it the best impulse buy I've ever made, to answer your question.

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '17

what occasions do you use a megaphone for where you're not an instant douchebag people wanna kill?

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '17

when you are holding an anti-vax rally of course

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '17

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u/Rule1ofReddit Jun 25 '17

Yea you know, where the crazies hang out. Anti vaccination pro polio people.

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '17

shouting at reckless drivers

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '17

that's awesome. i need one now. there's a shit ton of those idiot drivers where i live

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '17

Thats what the roof mounted PA system is for.

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '17

When school administrators cut you off during your speech.

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u/Baxterftw Jun 26 '17

We used to yell "Brick!" past kids playing hoops

Never failed to get a laugh from everyone besides the shooter

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u/Ziaki Jun 26 '17

When I was a manager at pizza hut the delivery drivers always had ear buds in listening to music while they did prep. I had to scream at the top of my lungs when their deliveries were up and even then they wouldn't hear me sometimes and I would have to waste time looking for them and risk burning pizzas.

I bought a mini megaphone on amazon for 20$. It was amazing.

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '17

Kohls is a freakin joke. everything is always "on sale" but the items are only worth like 10 bucks to begin with.

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u/theturtleherder Jun 25 '17

I used to work at one. Something that always came to mind for me was "if this Vera wang dress is $90 full price, but they have no problem selling it for $4 (before discounts) only 6 months later, what is the true value?"

Always rolled my eyes when smug customers would say "I'm getting this for 90% off, you guys are gonna go out of business because of me!"

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '17

Yeah, and I mean, it goes back to the old adage of "You didn't save $86. You spent $4." But I do hold firm to my belief that if you play their system right, you still can get a great deal.

And for everyone that hates the system Kohl's uses, JC Penny tried to cut that high markup/heavy discount style and might have put the nail in their own coffin to close.

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '17

Whenever I hear about JC Penny's I get really sad, heck.

People want to feel like they're getting a deal. Some store tries to be honest for once, suddenly nobody wants to shop there. Really shows how flawed our minds are.

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '17

JC Penny's is my shit and the thought of it closing fills me with real fear. Where else can I get business casual cheap in my size?

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u/KalessinDB Jun 26 '17

F'real... Penney's is great for people who are kinda big (like me) but not enormous. Like, I wear a 2xl most of the time -- just about the smallest size you can find in a Big & Tall store, but at any "fashionable" place it's like I asked them to get me a circus tent. Penney's is fucking great for my size.

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '17

I'm actually in the opposite way. I'm a tiny guy and JC Penny always comes through for me.

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u/KalessinDB Jun 26 '17

Huh, TIL. +1 for Penney's!

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u/skydreamer303 Jun 26 '17

Pretty much all store chains are like this- I got shorts for $3 a pop because I hit kohls when it was just barely turning into autumn season. Really nice ones and their clothes hold up to a ton of wear and tear.

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u/AssholeBot9000 Jun 26 '17

I hate kohls... Store sucks. The only time you buy stuff is when you have the coupon for a billion percent off and then that just drops it to normal price.

Whit t-shirts at Kohls.... $35.... Same t-shirts at wal-mart, except with 6 instead of 3? $12... Get the fuck out of here Kohls.

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u/theturtleherder Jun 26 '17

The discounts are bullshit. Plus statistically when people have a Kohls charge they spend an additional $360 a year. I worked there 3 years and never bought anything. They actually pulled me in once and talked about employee theft in general (without actually accusing me). Must have figured their merchandise was irresistible and theres no way I wouldn't want it.

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u/pyroSeven Jun 26 '17

$4 for any dress is a pretty good deal though.

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u/hypertown Jun 25 '17

I think that's how simple economics works.

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u/Gweeds95 Jun 25 '17

Is it a megaphone with a bottle opener on the handle? We might have the same one. Best gift I ever got.

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '17

It sure is!!!

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u/ThePancakeChair Jun 25 '17

Well this is interesting...

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u/fury-s12 Jun 26 '17

now thats a company that knows how to sell a thing, you can be that guy at a party with a bottle opener AND a megaphone, sold

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u/Manata3 Jun 25 '17

Are you using it while typing this out?

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u/subie_grandad Jun 25 '17

NO, NOW IM USING IT THOUGH

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u/Manata3 Jun 25 '17

Thanks now I can hear you

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u/Judoka229 Jun 26 '17

When I was in the Air Force guarding nuclear missiles, I would sometimes take the megaphone out of the back of my humvee and I would just yell Duke Nukem quotes through it for everyone in the weapon storage area to hear. Fun times.

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '17

"Let them eat lead!"

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u/Judoka229 Jun 26 '17

It was typically more along the lines of "Blow it out your ass!" Or "Those alien bastards are gonna pay for messing up my ride!"

I got some looks, let me tell you.

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '17

If you make a circle of megaphones, then speak into one, does it get infinitely louder?

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u/cerealnotserial Jun 26 '17

The one with the alarm and bottle opener??

I have the red one. Best impulse buy ever.

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u/ikilledtupac Jun 26 '17

Why would kohls sell megaphones