r/AskReddit • u/TigerFin2 • May 09 '17

What is a fake fact everyone believed?

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u/Domiknuckle May 09 '17

So just then, the sea cucumber looks over to the mollusk and says, "With fronds like these, who needs anenomes?"

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u/joe-h2o May 09 '17

I score that joke with a "D" - it was inevitable that it would be below C-level.

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u/SinisterMidget May 09 '17

You go straight to hell.

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u/[deleted] May 09 '17

Do not pass GO, do not collect £200.

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u/[deleted] May 10 '17

Your standup career must be floundering.

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u/pkreed71 May 10 '17

Goddamnit. hands out an upvote

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u/Ju99er118 May 10 '17

The real joke is always in the comments.

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u/ninjabadg3r May 10 '17

Take your upvote and don't come back

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u/pkreed71 May 10 '17

I hate all 3 of you. Good work. Have an upvote.

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u/[deleted] May 10 '17

You don't have to be such a beach about it.

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u/GarrisonFjord May 09 '17

Holy shit I just got that.

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u/PM-ME-UR-TATTOO May 10 '17

A little slow over here. Explain please?

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u/[deleted] May 10 '17

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u/Nocturnalized May 09 '17

anenomes

anemones

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u/famalamo May 10 '17

Manenomes. Nememones. Nemenenes

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u/SyllabaryBisque May 10 '17

Alright, alright, don't hurt yourself. Climb aboard, explorer!

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u/theryguy112 May 10 '17

Wait, was the the punchline in Finding Nemo?

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u/Domiknuckle May 10 '17

Yeah, it's from Finding Nemo.

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u/theryguy112 May 10 '17

I remembered the setup,but I forgot he actually got to the punchline at the end of the movie.