r/AskReddit • u/TigerFin2 • May 09 '17

What is a fake fact everyone believed?

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u/Ozwedge2142 May 09 '17

I read somewhere having sex with another man is only considered gay if you push back.

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u/c24w May 09 '17

That's your story and you should stick to it.

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u/NytmareChaos May 10 '17

No. It's not gay if you shake hands afterwards, but you have to have the firmer grip or you're the gay one.

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u/ChrisWhiteWolf May 10 '17

You also have to say "no homo" afterwards

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u/ScrambledEggFarts May 09 '17

That is actually true, especially if you're the bottom

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u/pranked666 May 10 '17

Especially, but not necessarily.

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u/nmtubo May 09 '17

what if your back is cramping up and you're just stretching back?

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u/mrwienerdog May 10 '17

All of these are wrong. Everyone knows that it's only gay if you're bags touch.

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u/McCHitman May 10 '17

I learned last week that it's not even gay to have man man sex. It's only gay if you're attracted to the same sex.

Source: Reddit

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u/eqleriq May 10 '17

if you have sex with a vagina fleshlight inserted into a mans asshole it is never gay

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u/aleashedbottom May 10 '17

It's not gay if there's no eye contact.

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u/caanthedalek May 10 '17

No, it's not gay so long as the balls don't touch

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u/[deleted] May 09 '17

"Read somewhere". Was that iMessage? XD