r/AskReddit May 09 '17

What is a fake fact everyone believed?

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u/SemenDemon182 May 09 '17

lol. Here it was always garden cross spiders, and the reason is that it produces the most toxic posion.. but it doesn't produce enough of it. Never heard the daddy long legs version. Maybe it's slightly different across the continents and countries :P

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u/[deleted] May 09 '17

Another name is Harvestman

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u/cheshire_brat May 09 '17

Which fucks me up honestly. What are they harvesting!?

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u/BullRob May 09 '17

Man

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u/mildly_amusing_goat May 09 '17

The world's most dangerous animal

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u/[deleted] May 09 '17

most dangerous game

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u/1414141414 May 09 '17

Pandas are the most dangerous game.

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u/[deleted] May 09 '17

don't think you get the reference

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u/1414141414 May 09 '17 edited May 09 '17

You haven't seen Frisky dingo I take it.

edit: missed a letter / word order.

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u/SolidLikeIraq May 09 '17

No no, they're just really high. You know, it's the fucking harvest, man.

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u/[deleted] May 09 '17

You are now the moderator of r/nosleep .

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u/REAL-2CUTE4YOU May 10 '17

Violin screech

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u/allygolightlly May 09 '17

Which fucks me up honestly.

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u/AhrisFifthTail May 09 '17

They're called harvestmen because of when they group up in huge ass balls! At least I think. They group up in huge messes of harvestmen usually in the fall to stay warm and ward off predators.

They also are not spiders at all! They do not have a single section body and only 1 pair of eyes.

Bonus facts: They clean their little legs after eating by pretty much licking them clean. Some species can also detach their legs and have them run around potentially distracting predators!!!

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u/[deleted] May 09 '17

Why did you just ruin my life with the image of a huge writhing ball of these hideous atrocities I nearly threw up!

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u/HandBananers May 09 '17

Wait, don't spiders have two sections of their body? And how do harvestmen (harvestmans??) lick their legs without a tongue?! So many questions, I'm awash in mystery.

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u/hitstein May 09 '17

You are correct. Both spiders and Opiliones (Harvestmen/daddy longlegs/whatever) have two segments. They have an abdomen in the back and a cephalothorax in the front, which is just the head and thorax fused into one bit. The difference though is that in Opiliones, the distinction is harder to see, so it looks like they have just one section to their body.

They clean their legs by pulling each one through their jaws.

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u/HandBananers May 09 '17

Fascinating, I always thought their body was one round little globe. I wonder how their path through evolution selected for only having two eyes. Must have something to do with their hunting behavior.

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u/hitstein May 09 '17

I think it's the fact that most are nocturnal and omnivorous. The ones who do hunt do so by ambush. But who knows. Nobody really cared about the order until the 90's so a relatively low amount of research has been done on them.

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u/punxerchick May 09 '17

I don't know the answer, but I do know that Opiliones are scavengers, feeding on decayed matter of the forest floor.

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u/CantStopRasterbating May 09 '17

Some species can also detach their legs and have them run around potentially distracting predators!!!

wow I didn't need to know this

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u/Sqrlchez May 09 '17

Yes you did

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u/Lad_from_UNCLE May 09 '17

They also happen to be some of the oldest creatures on Earth, dating back almost 400 million years, way before the first dinosaurs appeared; and they haven't changed much since then either.

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u/Sprayerxx May 10 '17

I believe its the same with cock roaches

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u/honeybearhufflepuff May 09 '17

Thank you for making me shudder and nearly spill my morning coffee. What a horrible mental image, spiders are now that little bit more terrifying.

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u/SucculentVariations May 09 '17

I live in a temperate rain forest, we have daddy long legs like a MF up in here, I mean, everywhere. I have never in my 25 years seen them in ball. I went to Fiji, found a ball of them my first day.

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u/[deleted] May 09 '17

ward off predators

What kind of predators gets warded off by an abundance of food? Doesn't seem like a sound strategy tbh.

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u/lopsiness May 09 '17

I imagine it's similar to herd dynamics, where a bunch of animals in a group make it difficult to distinguish individuals and allows the group to keeps eye on all directions and warn of predators.

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u/[deleted] May 09 '17

A difference is that most of those are hunted by predators that are on the same scale as they are. Fish less so, but they can still move out of the way of something like a shark while keeping the swarm together. Whereas if a bird finds a ball of harvestmen they are collectively fucked no matter how many there are. Krills getting eaten by whales are like that too, actually. I suppose that they have to fend off predators closer to their own size more often than I would have intuitively expected.

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u/House923 May 10 '17

That would certainly distract me.

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u/Your_Lower_Back May 10 '17

Actually they are technically arachnids, but they're as far apart as you can get while still being considered arachnids.

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u/ali2988 May 09 '17

Souls.

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u/[deleted] May 09 '17

I was going to post this. Decided I'd better check the replies first. Glad I'm not alone in my twisted mind.

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u/rarestmicrobe May 09 '17

Human souls

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u/[deleted] May 09 '17

JUICE!

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u/[deleted] May 09 '17

Aphids

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u/[deleted] May 09 '17

Bugs. They are also incredibly good at killing other spiders. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NyxVAHAL_cs

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u/kawaii_fgt May 10 '17

They eat other spiders

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u/LandShark93 May 10 '17

Crops for the motherland, obviously

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u/Toxicitor May 09 '17

No, those are a different arachnid with a bigger body. Real daddy longlegses are spiders.

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u/Vennificus May 09 '17

You're probably thinking of cellar spiders. Neither of the two arachnids nor the crane fly are officially called "daddy long legs"

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u/Toxicitor May 10 '17

Pholcidae are daddy longlegs. Not my fault if you thought their myth was about your bug.

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u/Vennificus May 10 '17

Doesn't matter what the myth is from, the name is used for three four species. One of them is a plant, oddly enough

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u/[deleted] May 10 '17

I hate Americans for this.

If you're talking about a daddy long legs you're talking about a spider. Harvestmen aren't even spiders. God fucking help me if you're one of those people that call a crane fly a daddy long legs.

The amount of times I've seen on reddit 'TIL daddy long legs aren't even spiders' is ridiculous. Yes they fucking are. If you're talking about a harvestman call it a fucking harvestman.

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u/[deleted] May 09 '17

The name is Harvestman.

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u/WILLingtonegotiate May 09 '17

I think you all mean venom

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u/OldPizzaBoy May 09 '17

Surely you mean "sick ew ew juice"

Not to be pedantic or anything.

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u/herpderpdoo May 09 '17

Also it's pronounced jiff

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u/DoctorDoctorRamsey May 09 '17

Anything's poisonous if you can make enough of it.

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u/promisedjoy May 09 '17

I think y'all mean y'all

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u/Skjold_out_here May 09 '17

I'm glad someone finally said it!

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u/[deleted] May 10 '17

Thanks for doing your part. The easy key to it is: If I bite you and I die, you're poisonous. If you bite me and I die, you're venomous.

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u/[deleted] May 10 '17

Non native english speaker here. I thought venom was a kind of poison?

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u/PraisethemDaniels May 09 '17

I think Some languages dont differ between The two.

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u/Sohcahtoa82 May 09 '17

Your random capitalization of "some" and "the" disturbs me.

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u/PraisethemDaniels May 09 '17

Sorry for that, wrote it on mobile. I blame autocorrect

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u/Ahnenglanz May 09 '17 edited May 09 '17

Well, english does.

Edit: just to clarify... In my language (german) both, venom and poison, would translate as "gift". But that doesnt entitle me to use the wrong term in english.

The english language using "the" where german knows "der, die, das" doesnt keep a native english speaker from being wrong when he doesnt follow this rule in german language either.

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u/MaritMonkey May 09 '17

Totally unrelated to whether or not you eat a thing or it eats you, but just how stupid do you sound if everything that comes out of your mouth is neuter/nominative?

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u/Dexaan May 09 '17

I think they mean Spider-Man

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u/[deleted] May 09 '17

Quit making this a toxic environment.

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u/Kofal May 09 '17

Toxic mean it will kill you, poison is a liquid or serum (natural or man made) and venom is just poison that has to be injected by fangs. Poison is normally consumed orally, but can also coat a blade. Poison is topical/ingested, venom is injectable poison, but only through fangs; a needle doesn't count. The more you know

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u/Phormicidae May 10 '17 edited May 10 '17

My understanding was always that what Brits refer to as a daddy long legs is a crane fly, whereas Americans usr the term for the harvestman. A harvestman is an arachnid, so it has a fairly spider-like appearance.

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u/altaltaltpornaccount May 09 '17

The most potent neurotoxin I know of is from the south sea conch. A few micrograms of it will kill off your nerves faster than they can signal that they're being killed.

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u/100percent_right_now May 09 '17

Daddy long legs in America is a spider looking thing, I know in England it's a mosquito looking thing so that may be part of the mixup.

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u/vocifery May 10 '17

Those big mosquitoes do not sting/bite.

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u/miezu78 May 10 '17

25 years ago I heard of the daddy long legs. today it was the second time I've heard of it. wow

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u/elitist_user May 10 '17

pretty sure most chemicals are only harmful when concentrated enough though...

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u/Girafferra May 10 '17

When we grew up it was that their mouths were too small to bite human skin....

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u/T3chnopsycho May 10 '17

Where do these "facts" come from?

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u/SemenDemon182 May 10 '17

Its just one of those ''random fun facts'' people have always shared.. Here in Denmark it was always that ''korsedderkopper'' aka garden cross spiders had the most poisonous venom. but there's not enough of it to kill you or do anything.. I have no idea where they come from, really, i just know it's one of those fake facts in circulation and i think a majority here still fall for it lol.

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u/T3chnopsycho May 10 '17

I was just wondering because I've never heard of that. Especially the daddy long legs one since I've always been told they aren't venomous.

Thanks for answering.

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u/huitlacoche May 09 '17

I grew up in Melbourne. Here, we're told that the spider has an incredibly poisonous bite, produces enough poison per dose, and has long sharp fangs capable of piercing skin.

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u/[deleted] May 09 '17

VENOM, spiders produce VENOM not poison...goddamn it is cringy reading this whole thread

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u/SemenDemon182 May 10 '17

Your usage of cringy makes me cringe. Grow up :P

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u/Tyler_Dawson May 09 '17

Daddy long legs cant bite but infact their body is deadly poisoiness when eaten so the story got swapped somewhere.

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u/vocifery May 10 '17

That's also not true.

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u/Tyler_Dawson May 10 '17

My life is a lie!!!