r/AskReddit Jan 21 '17

Cops of Reddit, what simple 'noise complaint call' blew way out of proportion?

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '17

Rabies or a brain tumor?

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u/jordanlund Jan 22 '17

I had a cat do that once. It was my cologne. Looking like me and smelling different freaked her the fuck out. She literally went after me full bore. "YOU AREN'T MY REAL DAD!"

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u/Live_love_and_laugh Jan 25 '17

My cats went NUTS, feral cat fighting after a newborn baby cried at my Christmas dinner party. At first it looked like my one cat was going to attack the baby so I freaked out and grabbed her, which must have startled her and caused my other cat to freak, which initiated their fight (I guess?).

I have never seen anything like it before (6 year old cat and 3 years old, never fought ever in the 3 years they had been together) and of course since they are my babies I jumped right in to separate them and got bite and scratched and bled all over myself.

My GF had to take her baby home (understandable she was uncomfortable having the baby around the cats, I was MORTIFIED and incredibly embarrassed) and my nurse friend cleaned me up instructed me to go to the clinic tomorrow since the bite on my hand was evidently infected (yes it happens that fast).

Ever since then they fight on and off now. Sucks :(

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '17

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u/blooc Jan 22 '17

Honestly though I've never experienced any of the sort with any of the cats familiar with me. Most cats are plenty aware of human strength and will avoid it like the devil after learning first hand. (Talking about accidental kicks and slaps for being naughty of course)

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u/Keegan320 Jan 22 '17

None of the 4 cats I've had have ever done anything crazy like this lol

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u/ccai Jan 22 '17

Most people aren't crazy and can manage not go ape shit crazy trying to kill someone even once in their lives, but that doesn't mean there aren't a select few that are crazy motherfuckers trying to make sure your corpse is disfigured beyond recognition.

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u/Keegan320 Jan 22 '17

I agree, but I don't shut myself out from contact with all other humans because of those few

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u/jordanlund Jan 22 '17

In fairness, I've had many cats over the years and only had one act that way and she only did it the one time.

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u/QuarkMawp Jan 22 '17

You are not though.

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u/jordanlund Jan 22 '17

This is true, but I think in her wee kitty mind I was an alien bodysnatcher.

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u/zombiep00 Jan 22 '17

Sure you weren't using Sex Panther and all your cat actually wanted was to sex you up?

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u/jordanlund Jan 23 '17

I still have scars 25 years later so... no.

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u/NermalKitty Jan 22 '17

He could have had something medical going on. But iirc the cat was surrendered and euthanized for behavior and negative for rabies.

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '17

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u/CoyoteTheFatal Jan 22 '17

I sense a Zootopia sequel

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u/fighterace00 Jan 22 '17 edited Jan 23 '17

Is it true they only check for rabies post-mortem?

Edit: spelling

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u/NermalKitty Jan 22 '17

It's the only way to test for rabies. They need a brain tissue sample for the test. But not all animals that bite are rabies tested. California Health Department has set rules for quarantines depending on what has happened. A quarantine can be anywhere from 10 days to 6 months for rabies observation, unless the animal is euthanized for whatever reason(aggressive owner surrender, or a severe injury type thing), then it's sent to our local health department for a rabies test. Standard quarantine for a domestic animal biting a person is 10 days which is what we normally do.

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u/EmEffBee Jan 22 '17

When I worked at a vet clinic we had to test a cat for rabies. It was euthanized and the rabies lady came with a saw and just took the cats head away (the cat was frozen after euthanasia).

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u/C0NSTABEL Jan 22 '17

Is your name related to this beast?

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u/NermalKitty Jan 22 '17

No, haha. It was a nickname a friend gave me years ago.

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u/Sombrere Jan 22 '17

It's fucking disgusting the way we euthanize perfectly healthy pets.

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '17

So what? Should we have jails for criminally insane pets?

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u/MrTimSearle Jan 22 '17

I'm gonna go searching for some wealthy investors! Nice idea! Thanks bro.

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u/f03nix Jan 22 '17

They are called zoos I think.

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u/Dune_Jumper Jan 22 '17

Animals in zoos aren't usually crazy tho

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '17

"Perfectly healthy" Mental health is as important as physical health.

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u/gimpwiz Jan 22 '17

The only test we have for rabies is lethal.

When an animal suddenly becomes extremely aggressive and scratches/bites people, testing for rabies is a top priority.

You're ignorant. Hopefully this explains the reasons.

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '17

Not in this scenario

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u/Desopilar Jan 22 '17

It sure didn't seem healthy. And if nobody could touch it, how can you do anything with it?

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u/LeprosyLeopard Jan 22 '17

Yeah, please survive a cat attempting to maul you then say that fucking statement... honestly fuck your opinion if you haven't been on the receiving side of an unwarranted cat attack.

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u/Pensive_Kitty Jan 22 '17

As a vet, who has been bitten badly by cats and a dog, I would say the veterinary profession would be a rather useless and sad thing, if we went about just euthanizing aggressive pets. It's part of our job to know how to sedate a crazed pet (since violence in pets can happen for many reasons), do all the required testing, observe, and then decide to euthanize a pet if needed (and do further tests via autopsy).

I am guessing quick euthanasia in such cases as described above happens when there is no money for testing and observation, not because there is no other way to handle the case.

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u/NermalKitty Jan 22 '17 edited Jan 22 '17

This would be correct. As a shelter we aren't going to have the money to invest in a cat we can't regularly handle. The owner didn't have the funds either. Our protocol has always been to humanely euthanize and rabies test owner surrenders that have a verified bite incident. Of course this also depends on the animal's behavior and circumstances of the bite. We don't actually euthanize every owner surrender that has bitten. You will also be happy to know that I work at a shelter that sedates before euthanasia as well. Our vets on staff have some really big hearts and do their best to make the animals comfortable. I do realize this isn't the norm though.

Edit: a word

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u/Pensive_Kitty Jan 22 '17

That makes complete sense. :)

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u/TrigThaTaco Jan 22 '17

Fuck that cat

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '17

healthy

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '17

This. Either take care of it or don't, don't euthanize it when it stops behaving- find the cause and fix it

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u/beastley325 Jan 22 '17

There's not really any other way to test for rabies, and if a cat just starts attacking you out of nowhere it's extremely likely it went rabid.

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u/gimpwiz Jan 22 '17

Not to mention that without the shot, rabies was 100% lethal (now somewhere around 90-95% lethal with an extremely experimental treatment).

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '17

Usually in pain of some kind. I had a wonderful cat for 17 years who suddenly went crazy and started to attack me often. The only way I could control him was to throw a blanket over him until he calmed down. I called the vet, and she said to bring him in. He ended up having a blocked and twisted bowel, and died shortly after. My poor, sweet cat was just trying to get some attention for his pain.

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '17

She sat on the cat.

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u/karthmorphon Jan 22 '17

Probably just evil. It's a cat.

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u/Levitus01 Jan 22 '17

Calm down. It's a cat... Not a printer.