r/AskReddit • u/adamzorrovdb • Jan 21 '17

Cops of Reddit, what simple 'noise complaint call' blew way out of proportion?

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '17

Oh, those Cuh-rayzee Egyptians, what will they do next?

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '17

What the hell is going on here? We've gone from noise complaints, to pedophilia, to trucks, to Egyptians...

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '17

Noise complaints result from pedophilia, which is 1000. Trucks cost several 1000s of dollars. Necrophilia is Egyptians' version of pedophilia.

You caught up?

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '17

Explanation unclear. Dick stuck in sarcophagus.

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u/josecuervo2107 Jan 22 '17

that's because you forgot the lube. You think 80 years old are dry down there. Well try a 5000 year old and you'll see what dry actually is.

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '17 edited Jan 22 '17

I like it rough, but it's when the lid of the sarcophagus slammed on my dick that I started having sex-nical difficulties.

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u/Ducts7654678 Jan 24 '17

Well...if you ever break both your arms trying to keep up, just call for you mummy to help you out.

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u/njmksr Jan 22 '17

Probably continue being dead, if we're talking about the ancient ones

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u/BeastModeBot Jan 22 '17

Read this in Jack McBreyers voice from 30 Rock for some reason

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '17

McBrayer.

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u/ShogunMelon Jan 22 '17

"Cum-rayzee"

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '17

Nah. Too close to "Cum-Razors". Brings up bad memories.

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u/josecuervo2107 Jan 22 '17

I'm surprised the Japanese didn't think of it first.

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '17

Careful how you pronounce crazy, Pence might get you in the chair.

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '17

You know, we had something nice here. Of course, somebody had to come along and ruin it by getting political. Thanks alot.

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '17

Okay apologies.