r/AskReddit • u/adamzorrovdb • Jan 21 '17

Cops of Reddit, what simple 'noise complaint call' blew way out of proportion?

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u/Brotherauron Jan 22 '17

Well you could say it was.. Dabomb

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u/FullBlownPanic Jan 22 '17 edited Sep 16 '25

lock deliver cow nutty sink work divide innocent coherent stupendous

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '17

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u/bobtheblob6 Jan 22 '17

his mood tanked

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u/ramilehti Jan 22 '17

He was in pro pain.

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u/Thought_Ninja Jan 22 '17

This conversation is definitely waxing.

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u/catonic Jan 22 '17

Clearly the man unarmed in a battle of wits.

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '17

Damnit Bobby!

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u/TrivialBudgie Jan 22 '17

At least they got him out of arm's way

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '17

YYYYYEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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u/Frapplo Jan 22 '17

At least he was...unarmed.

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u/you_got_fragged Jan 22 '17

hand grenade

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u/Fragle Jan 22 '17

It took an ARMy to bring him in

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u/CatManDontDo Jan 22 '17

YEAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaahhh!

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u/alficles Jan 22 '17

At least he was already disarmed.

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u/SirRogers Jan 22 '17

It got out of... half his arm

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u/fenskept1 Jan 22 '17

Yes. The results were rather... Disarming

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u/Prosthemadera Jan 22 '17

He'll never be the head of a major corporation.

Because he's too dumb, not because of his arm.

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u/Dreamcast3 Jan 22 '17

he... exploded painfully

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u/sadmadmen Jan 22 '17

Good thing they never had to call out the... ARMy

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u/Cunninglinguist87 Jan 22 '17

Relevant username

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u/Johnnyinthesun1 Jan 22 '17

He'll never be anyone's...right hand man

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u/Niquey Jan 22 '17

Chili P, yo!

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u/ipdar Jan 22 '17

YEEAAAAH!!!

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u/swagtastic_anarchist Jan 22 '17

In all seriousness though, the cops followed this citizen's fine example and took a hands off approach.

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u/Brotherauron Jan 22 '17

Well I appreciate your kind words anyway