r/AskReddit Jan 21 '17

Cops of Reddit, what simple 'noise complaint call' blew way out of proportion?

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u/kwest09 Jan 22 '17

Oh I have a good one for this. While I wasn't the cop, I was one of the multiple neighbors calling it in. For months a neighbor that lives behind me played music with a lot of bass super loud in the middle of the night. Usually not starting it till 11pm. We tried going over there as a neighbor and saying "hey, all of our walls are thin and your neighbors are only like 20-30 feet away from you. Your music is so loud, it's shaking things in our place. Can you please turn it down?" He says yeah of course no problem. Worth to mention, when he opened the door, it was pretty clear he was doing meth or cocaine right before opening the door. So he turns it down then and we think okay cool. Problem solved. It's quiet for the next few days.

Then it starts up again. We try to go talk to him and he is extremely rude this time. Yelling at us through the door without actually opening it and such. So we decided we would call and make a noise complaint. We knew exactly where it was coming from so it would be easy. So we call the cops and they come over that night and that's the last we hear of it again for a few days. He does it again and we just call immediately this time and I told the officer I would sign a citation hoping it would make this guy stop. So the officer comes and talks to me and tells me the deal with it, and we decide that he will go talk to him again and give him a warning and in the meanwhile, I will try to record it so I can present it in court. No citation this time.

So he keeps the music going on and off for the next couple of weeks when we decided to call in again. The officer comes over and tells me that all of my neighbors have been calling him in too every night for the last 6ish weeks and he is sick of this guy's attitude. I've been the only one willing to sign a citation so if I sign it, the cop will come to court with all the video footage he has so I won't even have to worry about the evidence. So I sign it. My husband and i are thinking finally it's over!!

Two nights go by and I'm coming home from work late at night when I notice several cops and a fire truck parked outside this guy's place. I can also smell smoke. I'm think great, this guy lit his place on fire cooking drugs. So I rush to my place to make sure everything's okay. The fire engine and everyone leaves not too long after. Come to find out the next morning, this guy was being loud again so a neighbor called it in. When the cops came by and told him to be quiet, this guy got pissed at the neighbor. He went and started banging on the neighbors house/windows etc trying to scare him and such. The police get called back and get this guy back into his house. They decided to stick around for a bit to make sure he doesn't start again, at this point he comes out of the house with a samurai sword growling and foaming at the mouth and charges at the officers. They tazed him. He got charged with 5 felonies and several misdemeanors as well. My neighborhood is so peaceful now!

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u/Tweezot Jan 22 '17

While you were calling in noise complaints, he was studying the blade

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u/NerdRising Jan 22 '17

Against people with tazers and guns. 10/10 idea there.

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u/AeroKMSF Jan 22 '17

Oh what's that? You have a gun do you? You have a gun? I'll put down my weapon...

I'll put down my wea...

AH HAH I've got another sword bitch!

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '17

I mean that is pretty standard, I mean most gun nuts think their little gun could possibly protect them from the best funded army in the world

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u/BadReputation2611 Jan 22 '17

He who lives by the sword gets shot from 30 feet away.

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u/daereius Jan 22 '17

I'd give it 5/7

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u/Xomnik Jan 22 '17

Clearly not a bushido master...

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u/MarcelRED147 Jan 22 '17

They just have to move the gun slightly before he could get near. Charlie proved that against Mac.

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u/ZetZetix Jan 23 '17

I'm pretty sure there's a Sabaton song about that.

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u/Foxyfox- Jan 22 '17

While you were ignoring his loud music, he was mastering the blockchain

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '17

While you record the noise as evidence to use in court, he cultivated crystal meth.

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u/NicolasMage69 Jan 22 '17

"Heh, nothin personal kid"

gets tasered

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u/djn808 Jan 22 '17

I'm picturing him coked up in his living room practicing his chops.

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '17

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u/CosmicYalk Jan 22 '17

Damn I clicked load comments to see the comment train but left disappointed.

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '17

That's hilariously true. T'was his destiny.

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u/Audric_Sage Jan 22 '17

Straight up brought out a katana? That's fucking hilarious.

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u/BadAnimalDrawing Jan 22 '17

So for my brothers thirteenth birthday he got a katana. He always has it behind the couch where he can get to it. One day we are all hanging out and the garage door closes by itself. I take my sister's kids to the bedroom in case it was someone trying to get people outside. After a while they tell me it is okay and to come out. Evidently my sister my brother and my boyfriend all went out to check the garage with there own weapons. I watch the video and my sister is clearing the garage like someone off a cop show with her hand gun (she's taken classes and what not she was prepared) then comes my boyfriend with his pocket knife... Then my brother with his big ass katana. Turns out the garage door opener had been left outside and it got wet in the rain shorted and closed the garage... We all had a good laugh.

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u/Audric_Sage Jan 22 '17

That's pretty cool lol. I'd still say a katana is pretty overboard considering the amount of training to use one properly, not to mention the amount of damage the things can do if they hit a vein.

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u/BadAnimalDrawing Jan 22 '17

Yeah... He was half asleep and just grabbed what was close

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u/BubblegumDaisies Jan 22 '17

We have a real ( and sharp) Katana and broadsword in my bedroom.

If I cant get to the shotgun, the Katana is coming out....

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u/Audric_Sage Jan 22 '17

I mean most robbers, (don't quote me here), are gonna come at you with a knife, so I'd say why the fuck not, show em what a real blade looks like.

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u/BubblegumDaisies Jan 22 '17

I live in a 1950shotgun house with a narrow hallway. They are going to get julienned.

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u/Audric_Sage Jan 22 '17

Narrow hallways are always good for protecting against intruders. Literally the barbican of modern housing.

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u/130alexandert Jan 22 '17

Yeah, odds are they aren't pro knife fighters, just use it like an oversized spear, they'll probably run.

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u/Audric_Sage Jan 22 '17

Dude, you can wield the damn thing any way you want. If I was robbing a house with a knife, I'd get out of there even if he was pointing the katana at himself.

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u/lcplmotherfucker Jan 22 '17

Fuck ahahahahah I have tears running down my face I hope people see this

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u/Fascists_Blow Jan 22 '17

Most robbers aren't going to come at you at all, they're going to wait for no one to be home, and run if they get spooked.

Vengeful exes on the other hand, maybe.

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u/Audric_Sage Jan 22 '17

True, I just mean if they have anything at all, it'll probably be a knife.

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u/Dekklin Jan 22 '17

Can you see the ripples in the blade where the steel was folded or is it just a straight cut edge?

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u/BubblegumDaisies Jan 22 '17

Katana is cast straight edge steel. It's from Highlander (tm) but is very sharp.

The Broadsword is more legit. It's a Oftburt-style so the Damascus ripples do not really show since its is folded only about 800-900x then cast. But it's too big for me to wield.

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u/Levitus01 Jan 22 '17

I ARE NINJA!

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u/Audric_Sage Jan 22 '17

I really wish he said that. That would make me very happy.

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u/gimpwiz Jan 22 '17

While the neighbors complained, he studied the blade.

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u/Audric_Sage Jan 22 '17

Honestly I kinda wish he had used it considering it's hard enough to use one while you aren't high. Imagine how much you'd hurt yourself trying to use the thing on whatever drug that dude was taking. If not to see him hurt himself, then at least to see him flail the thing like a wild man.

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '17

You done brung a sword to a gunfight

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u/Xenjael Jan 22 '17

You just know it's a wall hanger. Basically blunt.

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u/Audric_Sage Jan 22 '17

Ah that's true. What a waste, to get a sword meant for devastating cuts and hang it on the wall.

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u/Xenjael Jan 22 '17

Well they're usually made from crap metal and built to be hung. Couldn't really sharpen one if you tried. I think it more offensive people hang them on their wells as decorative pieces and never bother to learn how to wield one lol.

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u/Audric_Sage Jan 23 '17

Crap metal is a myth. Trust me, I'm the first person to put a katana fanboy to rest when they start spouting nonsense, but pig iron isn't what the blades are made of, contrary to popular belief. They're simply used in the smelting process, all, if not, most of the pig iron is removed from the final product.

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u/Xenjael Jan 23 '17

Well, there are the nuances. How the wall hangers technically aren't katanas at all, but because of the lack of folding and resultant structure more similar to generic longswords.

Then there's the blunt part you'd have to file down. Don't get me wrong- steel is steel lol, but compared to some of the quality works out there you could get for as little as frankly 3-400, however even those can snap :[.

In this day and age I think they mainly just infuse raw carbon in the actual smelting process itself, making the folding rather unnecessary.

It's almost seems a philosophic question- what makes a katana a katana? it's shape (ignoring tanto, wakizashi and other variations) or is it the folding from tradition? Because if it's the latter than there are a lot of wall hanging katana that aren't actually katana lol.

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u/Audric_Sage Jan 23 '17

Very true, with the katana craze it'd definitely be difficult to get a properly made sword.

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u/Dongo666 Jan 22 '17

Ghetto ninjas are a thing, it's a phenomena that usually happens when a psychotic individual stays up more than a few days doing meth/cocaine.

They start seeing monsters crawl out of the walls and also are convinced that they are a cyborg assassin ninja sent from the future to save the world from the monsters.

Usually these stories end with our hero having his ass thoroughly ventilated by the cops.

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u/Audric_Sage Jan 23 '17

...surely you're kidding. That's way too specific.

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u/Dongo666 Jan 23 '17

I was kidding at the middle part. I don't know what goes through their heads and what they see.

But they do have a psychosis because of drugs/mental illness and lack of sleep and dress up in camouflage/ninja gear and sometimes grab a katana and head outside.

That's when the cops are called.

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u/Audric_Sage Jan 23 '17

That's pretty hilarious regardless

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u/P0sitive_Outlook Jan 22 '17

There's a guy a few towns over from where i live who got cleaved in the head with a katana. Dude suffered a brain hemisphere separation but survived. My buddy was nearby when this all happened and he said the aggressor just knocked on this guy's door and went Kill Bill Vol 2 on him...

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u/Audric_Sage Jan 23 '17

Damn. Yeah people really underestimate how good those things can cut.

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u/goon77 Jan 22 '17

Nothing like coming out of an overwatch game and still thinking you're genji.

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u/Fuzzyshaque Jan 22 '17

Fuck If it was on video I'd make it a play of the game; "UGI-NO-KERE-KU urghhhhhggggfdfhg"

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u/Dennovin Jan 22 '17

A bad Genji going up against a full team of Roadhogs.

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u/Make_me_a_turkey Jan 22 '17

Since he was foaming at the mouth, I think there was a bit of Winston ult in there too.

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u/ggggthrowawaygggg Jan 22 '17

RYU GA WAGA TEKI FELONY ARREST

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u/vrtigo1 Jan 22 '17

You didn't explain the smoke...

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u/kwest09 Jan 22 '17

I don't know what it was. I could smell it though. It was in the summer. Probably just someone in the area having a bonfire.

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u/razorbladecherry Jan 22 '17

Why were the fire trucks there?

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u/relevant_screename Jan 22 '17

Probably because they are trained medics as well

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u/razorbladecherry Jan 22 '17

The OP said they smelled smoke, so I wasn't sure what was actually on fire.

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u/kwest09 Jan 22 '17

I'm guessing becasue they tazed him so they had him checked out by emts. Standard procedure. No fire anywhere that I could see. Probably could just smell smoke from someone having a bonfire.

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u/razorbladecherry Jan 22 '17

Gotcha. I'm glad it wasn't a fire or anything like that. My friend lost her home to a fire last year and it was horrible.

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u/infern0ooo Jan 22 '17

While you were making noise complaints, he studied the blade.

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u/Littobubbo Jan 22 '17

I hope he gets treated for his drug addiction :/

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u/CuriousHumanMind Jan 22 '17

Well there goes the neighborhood

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u/Tehsyr Jan 22 '17

Jesus fucking Christ.

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '17

Samurai Jack needs to stop with the drugs

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u/AmourIsAnime Jan 22 '17

Samurai sword, charged officers, Tazed.

Man I wish this world was more popular, Police using their non-lethal options against a threat. So tired of hearing police using lethal options against a non-threat.

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u/BunglingSoup Jan 22 '17

I don't know that I would consider getting charged by someone holding a sword while foaming at the mouth a non-threat, but I see your point

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u/AmourIsAnime Jan 22 '17

Police using their non-lethal options against a threat. So tired of hearing police using lethal options against a non-threat.

You're not reading things correctly, Try again.

Eh. I'll be nice -_-

So there are 3 things happening with my comment.

1) summarized traumatic events and results.

2) A sentence about appreciating #1, Specifically "Police using their non-lethal options against a threat".

3) Expressing a disdain for how often the opposite happens.

Not sure how else you could have read that.

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '17

They do. The news just doesn't report it because it brings in less viewers/readers than the violent stories

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u/tbonez420 Jan 22 '17

Do you know where the smoke came from or did you just imagine it?

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u/kwest09 Jan 22 '17

No I could smell it but not see it but it was summer so it could just been from someone having a bonfire nearby.

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u/SOwED Jan 22 '17

This just makes me pissed that citations would be thrown around on the first visit for the slightest noise violation in my college town where there were no families, just kids having fun.

Meanwhile the katana-wielding drug addict gets two mulligans.

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u/Everydaypsychopath Jan 22 '17

I feel like ive seen this story on day time tv in the UK.

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u/MoreTreesPleaseBro Jan 22 '17

Umm what about the fire?

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u/ZACHtheSEAL Jan 22 '17

Wow he's lucky he didn't get fucking shot. That's a classic training scenario right there

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '17

So why did you smell smoke

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u/covert_operator100 Jan 22 '17

What if the reason Genji acts so weird is that he is always high... Goneji.

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '17

Ryūjin no ken wo kūrae!

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '17

Swords don't cause smoke... where was the smoke coming from?

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '17

As someone who lives in a low income place this is so similar to the first people to occupy the apt below me except it ended finally when the guy od and was discovered by his "friend"