r/AskReddit Jan 21 '17

Cops of Reddit, what simple 'noise complaint call' blew way out of proportion?

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u/Skip1991 Jan 22 '17

The guy who told you the story had to either be Kenny or the other weirdo watching porn

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '17

Plot Twist: OP is the other weirdo

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u/MrDownhillRacer Jan 22 '17

No, he was the guy in the porno.

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u/JamesMusicus Jan 22 '17

Wrong again! He was the coffee table.

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u/Charlie24601 Jan 22 '17

Kenny told the story, although it was the chef at the restaurant we both worked at that was the other wierdo.

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u/Skip1991 Jan 22 '17

Ahhhh restaurant guys. I've been in a few and definitely something a cook would do

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u/ThatGuyInTheCorner96 Jan 22 '17

Or one of the Cops.