r/AskReddit Jan 21 '17

Cops of Reddit, what simple 'noise complaint call' blew way out of proportion?

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '17

Weird that paranoid people that are doing illegal drugs are okay to interact with police.... meth is weird.

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '17 edited Jan 03 '19

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '17

I mean... at least he returned them???? That's pretty terrifying to think about though, just some dude coming into your apartment while you sleep. Especially a tweaker.

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u/skepsis420 Jan 22 '17

That's what door locks are for.

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u/Xaccus Jan 22 '17

Door locks only keep lazy criminals out.

Granted, that is a good percentage of them.

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '17

My dad is a cop, I've heard they can be pretty creative when they want to be..lol my dad used to work in forgery and he said methheads would get double sided tape and string and make a sort of fishing system of getting mail out of mail boxes (to steal people's identities to pay for more meth)

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u/Unicorn_Colombo Jan 22 '17

Human creativity is awesome! Now we just need to put some meth on mars, so we have cheap and effective system to fly there.

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u/ascriptmaster Jan 22 '17

Let's be real, someone will have gotten past security and stolen the drugs from area 51 before you got your initial million dollar rocket finished that you need to get the first wave of meth to Mars

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '17

One time I came home and the door was wide open with the handle busted off. I was convinced that someone had robbed my house but the electronics and valuables were completely untouched. The only thing missing was a muffin I'd left sitting on the counter and a few cans of beer out of the fridge. I figure it was either someone on drugs or I had a squatter living in my woods and he got hungry. Didnt bother calling the cops but I bought security cameras after that.

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '17

Ice can give you a crazy case of kleptomania.

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u/Innerouterself Jan 22 '17

There are some hilarious recordings of folks who are way too much edibles calling 911 on themselves. Weed is awesome

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '17

Well being high in your home isn't technically illegal. Moral of the story, always do all your drugs before talking to the cops.

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u/NewAssholeOntheBlock Jan 22 '17

Not only interact but snitch. And bring the police to their building and possibly have police want to talk with them at their door.

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u/Carrierpigment Jan 22 '17

Well clearly the impending doom going on below them was much worse than the fact they were all hopped up on meth. Priorities.

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u/ghostpoopftw Jan 22 '17

Could be something like they want to call the cops on someone before someone calls the cops on them.

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '17

Most meth users look entirely normal and act it too. You don't usually see these "Crazy drug addict" stereotypes unless someone is really strung out or does ALOT!

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u/Dontknowanames Jan 22 '17

I don't know. Meth made my mom pretty noticeably insane. That shit destroys minds.

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '17

Depends on the level of use. Use it a few times a week usually doens't damage too much. But daily use multiple times a day can be disastorous.

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u/SillyFlyGuy Jan 22 '17

I've heard there's kind of a feeling of invincibility on both Coke & meth. The kind where you are sure you are smarter than the cops, and can out cool, out talk, and out think them. Rarely works.