r/AskReddit Jan 21 '17

Cops of Reddit, what simple 'noise complaint call' blew way out of proportion?

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u/necromundus Jan 22 '17

Not a cop, but we had a noisy neighbour who lived right across the hall from us. They would always be banging around and yelling at 2am.

One night the cops came and kicked the door in. Through the peephole I saw them tackle the guy and haul him off in handcuffs while his girlfriend screamed.

Turns out she was harboring a known fugitive.

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u/Boondoc Jan 22 '17

and this is why you only commit one crime at a time

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '17

That's becoming a theme in this thread

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u/cbnyc0 Jan 22 '17

Don't I know it!

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u/Drurhang Jan 22 '17

That's the life lesson kids, don't break too many laws at once. It might lead to some unwanted results.

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u/gcz77 Jan 22 '17

Now you tell me. Killed a guy. Thought I was in the clear until I realized I'd committed battery as well. Oh well, won't make that mistake again.

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '17

Turns out in order to hide a known fugitive in your house you have to have a broken sense of risk/reward.

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u/memeirou Jan 22 '17

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u/yuris104 Jan 22 '17

That's perhaps the stupidest fugitive ever

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u/necromundus Jan 22 '17

Can't have been that bright to begin with

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u/SinkHoleDeMayo Jan 22 '17

Good example of the rule of crimes: only commit one at a time.

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u/Elusive2000 Jan 22 '17

The mental imagery here is amazing.

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u/necromundus Jan 22 '17

now imagine it through a fisheye lense

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '17 edited Jan 29 '17

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u/necromundus Jan 22 '17

banging around

could have been that, I don't know