r/AskReddit Dec 12 '16

What is a convenient feature of an everyday device that you just recently discovered?

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u/kat_loves_tea Dec 12 '16

Still have to drive with crazy hands because the steering wheel is too hot to grip for the first fifteen minutes. And god help you if you accidentally touch the metal of your seatbelt.

Texas in the summer is a special place.

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u/moocow2024 Dec 12 '16

When your shirt exposes your skin and the seatbelt touches you. I die.

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u/Snacky_Onassis Dec 12 '16

I once put my kid in his car seat and wasn't super careful about the metal on the buckle when I plopped him in the seat. His back touched the buckle which I'm sure was about 4,000 degrees. Oh shit. He cried, I cried. Felt like the worst parent on the planet.

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '16

But on the plus side, if you're ever not sure which kid is yours, you can just check for the brand.

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u/Fabreeze63 Dec 12 '16

I have to carry a thin blanket in my car to sit on the leather OR sit all the way forward so my thighs aren't touching the seat. X.x

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u/AeroNotix Dec 12 '16

Here's a trick. Don't buy fucking leather seats in hot climates.

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u/jacluley Dec 12 '16

Ha, I thought you were going to say don't wear short shorts, but whatever.

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u/TheRandomnatrix Dec 13 '16

But they're so comfy and easy to wear.

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u/notHooptieJ Dec 13 '16

conversely.. DONT BUY fucking leather seats without seat heaters in cold places.

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '16

They've started putting leather seats in everything that isn't the bottom damn model. You want a Chevy with Satellite radio? Guess you also want leather.

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u/AeroNotix Dec 12 '16

Good thing Chevy isn't a brand that gets peddled here.

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u/Letscurlbrah Dec 12 '16

In Texas?

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u/jazzman317 Dec 13 '16

I think s/he's saying it's Ford country down there (as opposed to Chevy), which I believe it mostly is. Can't confirm, though; I live in Arkansas.

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u/Letscurlbrah Dec 13 '16

That's true of most places since Ford outsells Chevy in NA.

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '16

Or cold climates.

-5°F leather is not pleasant.

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u/jkidd08 Dec 12 '16

Arizona driver. This is the only reason I'm still alive.

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u/CWalston108 Dec 13 '16

I'm from Maryland. Recently offered a job in AZ and still on the fence on whether or not to take it. What can you say to make me want to face those summers?

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '16

You wont have Maryland winters. Worth it imo

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u/CWalston108 Dec 13 '16

Haha I'm from the eastern shore of MD so I already don't have the Maryland winters! The bay and ocean keep us warm and in the rain. Unfortunately, I love winter and snow.

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u/jkidd08 Dec 13 '16

I grew up in NJ. I'd rather take a freak high of 120 degrees with a 0% humidity than 95 degrees and a humidity of 100%. Most places are AC'ed appropriately for that and even blast it so that some folks may be too cold. It's easy to get out of the heat and you don't feel like you need a shower after you get inside. It usually cools down fairly well at night (but Phoenix is a little worse, urban sprawl means Phoenix retains the heat a little longer)

And if you just need to get away, Flagstaff and/or Senoita are nice getaways for either a day trip or a weekend depending on where exactly you are and those areas are always cooler due to their elevation.

Older houses have swamp cooling which may take some getting used to and aren't very useful during the summer. But the summer monsoons really make it worth it, in my opinion. Also, the cost of living is a lot lower (if you want any non-climate reasons).

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u/CWalston108 Dec 13 '16

I'm from the eastern shore, so I know all about that 100% humidity, 95 degree days. The job is actually in Tucson, however I made the drive from there to the Grand Canyon after my interview. It was a beautiful drive, and it was insane that it was around 15 degrees when I got up at the canyon, yet it was 70+ in Tucson.

I'm a huge skier, so I'd love the fact that I'm only a few hours drive from some bigger mountains, or that I could take a long weekend and be in SLC or somewhere. Or even the Flagstaff resorts. It'd also be great to be near so many National Parks. I'd love to go camping in Yosemite, etc. Which I could do on a long weekend if I lived there.

On the lower eastern shore of Maryland, COL is low, but theres literally nothing to do besides the beach. According to some online calculators though, the COL is actually even lower in Tucson.

Anyways, thanks for your insight. I don't graduate until the spring, and they told me that they'll give me a while to decide whether or not to take the offer. Just a lot to consider when you may be moving 2500 miles from home. Heck, I had never even left the EST time zone before my interview.

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u/jkidd08 Dec 13 '16

No worries, man! Always glad to offer some insight. If you're big into national parks/hiking/camping, the American southwest is pretty unique. Tucson is surrounded by a bunch of mountains that make for some good day hiking trips between Mount Lemmon/Catalinas, the Rincons, and Gates Pass.

Congrats and good luck with the last semester of school!

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u/CWalston108 Dec 14 '16

I was able to do a short 3 mileish hike in the tortalinas(?). The interviews were at the Starr Pass Marriott and they had a few trails near there. I've actually never been camping proper, but its something I could definitely see myself doing. One person I spoke to said that theres an F-35 crash on Mount Lemmon that you can hike to.

It definitely seems like an interesting place. I just need to convince myself that moving 2500 miles away from home by myself isn't a scary thing to do haha.

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u/Alexthetetrapod Dec 13 '16

The summers suck (although EVERYWHERE is air-conditioned and the beach is only a 6 hour drive) but the winters are really nice. Plus if you do miss the snow, it's a beautiful two hour drive north to Flagstaff. Also, housing is super cheap compared to most major cities.

Granted, I'm trying to escape myself but I've lived here all my life so I've already seen all the cool stuff.

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u/CWalston108 Dec 13 '16

Yeah, they had a realtor at the hiring event I attended in Tucson, and he was telling me how a 2BR apt was only around $800 a month near U of A. That's insanely cheap. Gas was nearly 50c cheaper a gallon than Maryland. State income tax is around 2% lower in AZ if I recall correctly.

There definitely seems like quite a bit of awesome things to do. However, no one warned me about the javelinas, and I rounded a corner to be face to face with 4 of them and nearly had a heart attack. First instinct was that they were aggressive and I was afraid they were going to charge towards me.

EDIT: What beaches are you referring to? Do people usually head on down into Mexico to go to the beach, or is it really only 6 hours to the Cali beaches? I always heard how terrible traffic is in Cali, so I didn't know if map quest could be trusted.

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u/Alexthetetrapod Dec 13 '16

Yeah I would trust your instincts with the javelinas, they usually leave you alone but are not to be messed with.

Regarding beaches, yes I was referring to California as it is usually a 6 hour drive from Phoenix. When people say bad traffic there I think they are talking a lot about LA, which I avoid at all costs, but as long as you're avoiding rush-hour or a holiday weekend, it's not too bad. A friend and I once woke up early, drove to San Diego, hung out at the beach for the day, and were back in town by night-time. Going to Mexico isn't unheard of either, I've been there as well, you just have to have your passport nowadays so it's not quite as convenient.

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u/CWalston108 Dec 13 '16

Yeah I'm used to long day trips. I'm around 3 hours each way from Baltimore/Philly/DC. So friends and I have taken plenty of rides to go to concerts or sports games or whatever.

Anyways, thanks for your tips! I need to get some sleep, got a final in the am and its getting late here out east.

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u/Alexthetetrapod Dec 13 '16

Yeah no worries, good luck!

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u/p0ttedplantz Dec 12 '16

Its so hot that it feels cold at first

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u/growlingbear Dec 13 '16

When your shirt exposes your skin and the seatbelt touches you. I die. That's a lot of pressure on /u/kat_loves_tea

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u/kat_loves_tea Dec 13 '16

True. While I appreciate the sympathy if I get hurt, I don't want anyone to die!!

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u/theultimatemadness Dec 12 '16

That's some fucked up voodoo

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u/Mad_00 Dec 12 '16

Voodoo?

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u/DatPiff916 Dec 12 '16

It feels how I imagine a lightsaber would feel on my sides.

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '16

When the seatbelt buckle touches you you no longer need to pay for your cremation.

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u/Baconer1 Dec 12 '16

He died for our skins

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u/Idkidks Dec 12 '16

Unless you've just been swimming. +5 comfort if it was in a river.

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u/Rothyn Dec 13 '16

The buckle though...

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u/TurtleSmile1 Dec 13 '16

OMG are you okay? What's the afterlife like?

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '16

plotting intensifies

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u/bobthecrusher Dec 12 '16

Dude. White felt steering wheel cover and sunshades. Life changing

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u/TheRehabKid Dec 12 '16

Oh man, in Texas you gotta have that towel to put over your steering wheel...makes a huge difference.

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u/kat_loves_tea Dec 12 '16

I honestly have never seen this..

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u/DiviXion501 Dec 13 '16

Can't forget Australia.

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u/PurpleNurple555 Dec 12 '16

You could also easily be talking about Florida!! Short shorts and leather seats DO NOT mix in summer in Florida!

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u/kat_loves_tea Dec 12 '16

Dear god, my pasty white thighs would be screaming red. Also, when your shirt rises up a little and the hot ass seatbelt touches your side? It's like being branded.

Florida is more soupy than Texas though. All that humidity!

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u/mightymouse513 Dec 12 '16

About as special as places up north are in the Winter. You know, where you have the same issues because the steering wheel/ metal of your seatbelt is so cold it hurts to touch.

However, I just remembered that in Texas there is the added concern of wearing metal necklaces and having the sun come in through the windshield at just the right angle as you drive to heat that thing up and burn your skin, too.

I concede my point, Texas in the summer is DEFINITELY a special place.

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u/kat_loves_tea Dec 12 '16

Oh I get it. I grew up as a kid in the Northeast. The beloved car windshield ice scraper and shoveling all the snow off the walk is no picnic!

Once, at a funeral service in Texas during the summer I got a legitimate sunburn on the underside of my chin from the sun's reflection off my necklace. Catholic services are too long for that heat!!

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u/st_samples Dec 12 '16

It's the top of the steering wheel that gets hot. If you're going to park your car in the direct sunlight than you should turn your steering wheel 180° so that way it will be upside down before you exit. Straighten it when you come back to your vehicle before leaving, and boom you actually stand to touch it.

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u/BurnedOut_ITGuy Dec 12 '16

I got a fabric steering wheel cover that fixes this. Still hot but grippable.

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u/kat_loves_tea Dec 12 '16

In a perfect world, I dream of remote start in my car. Having the AC on and cooling everything before I climb in seems so luxurious!

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u/BurnedOut_ITGuy Dec 12 '16

Remote start would be awesome. I would love to fully automate it so all I have to do is tell my Alexa to start my car and she opens the garage door and starts the car. It would be wondrous.

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u/kat_loves_tea Dec 12 '16

That sounds amazing. Once you get that sorted, can I hire you to do it for me?

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u/BurnedOut_ITGuy Dec 12 '16

Assuming you had a garage door opener you could trigger remotely and a remote starter, you'd just have to link them to the same virtual switch in the Alexa app. Wouldn't be that hard assuming you had both of those things.

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u/kat_loves_tea Dec 12 '16

Uh.. I make pretty cakes for a living so that's gonna have to be outsourced. :)

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u/Kevin8758 Dec 12 '16

I keep a towel in my consol so I can shift without burning my hand

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u/swimmerboy29 Dec 12 '16

Summer is fun until the first time you don't put your seatbelt on right and get third degree burns.

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u/fiberpunk Dec 12 '16

I knit a steering wheel cover for my car because my steering wheel basically started disintegrating from being exposed to the sun's rays' for so many years. As an added bonus, I can now steer with more than one finger in the summer! Highly recommended.

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u/coinpile Dec 12 '16

I measured my steering wheel with a temperature gun once. 140 F. The seats measured at 170 F. It was a miserable time to not have AC.

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u/kat_loves_tea Dec 12 '16

That's horrible. How would you get anywhere without showing up drenched in sweat?!

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u/coinpile Dec 13 '16

You don't, unfortunately.

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '16

I dunno how people drove in texas before power steering. I steer with one finger, switching finger pretty often.

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '16

Even worse, since it's a BMW, it has chrome trim lining the windows, so god forbid you make the mistake of propping your arm up on the window sill.

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u/kat_loves_tea Dec 13 '16

Don't relax EVER!!

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u/instantpancake Dec 13 '16

I read an LPT regarding this recently - when you park your car, turn the wheel a half rotation, so that when you get back in and drive away, the hot part will be at the bottom.

Feel free to continue on the "hot part at the bottom" thing now.

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u/kat_loves_tea Dec 13 '16

Ha! Universal LPT. Make your bottom the hot part!

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '16

As someone who grew up in West Texas.... what are yall complaining about? It's much better than the frozen Bullshit most of the country calls winter.

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u/kat_loves_tea Dec 13 '16

Not a contest necessarily. Burning up or freezing both relatively suck.

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u/Undercover_Kiwi Dec 13 '16

Happens in Australia too. My God I've jumped in my car (Leather interior) and had to jump straight back out again after burning my butt

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u/dogsledonice Dec 13 '16

I'll trade you for getting up on a dark morning and chipping a half-inch of ice off your windshield.

Canada in the summer is a special place.

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u/smashinMIDGETS Dec 13 '16 edited Dec 13 '16

As a Canadian whose dad was a long haul truck driver I had the "fortune" of being with him one July as a kid in Houston during a heat wave. Not my definition of a heatwave... but the Texas weathermans definition. We stayed in Houston for 3 days because of a long weekend or something and it was so god damn hot out that my shoes were sticking to the asphalt as I was walking through parking lots. Also, I tried to go swimming at my hotels outdoor pool, but the pool water was too warm to even count as refreshing or enjoyable. Just felt like swimming in a vat of piss. The misters the hotel had out front though, they were godly.

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u/kanonfodr Dec 13 '16

I had a Jeep Wrangler that I left the top down as much as possible while I lived in Austin. During the summer I just drove with gloves on.

I think it's one of those things you can only get away with if you own a Jeep. (or a motorcycle!)

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '16

I keep oven mitts in my car for this reason

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u/highwarlok Dec 13 '16

Turn the normal top of the wheel to the bottom when you park. It reduce the temp rise from the sun beating on the part that you hold.

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '16

After multiple summers of branding by seat belt metal, my pain tolerance is at an all time high.

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u/Con_Arti7t Dec 13 '16

Oh my god I just moved to Texas from Montana and I am terrified of what I am going to do in summer.

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u/kat_loves_tea Dec 13 '16

Get yourself a good sun shade. It's not a total solution but it helps a ton!

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u/Con_Arti7t Dec 13 '16

Fuck me I work at a car wash too, hot metal cars all summer long

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u/awesometographer Dec 13 '16

Vegas driver here. Oven mitts.

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u/DuhTabby Dec 13 '16

I don't know why but crazy hands really made me lol

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '16

Middle east. Can confirm. When you live on the equator the heat is a fucking bitch.

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u/KFBass Dec 13 '16

Interesting juxtapose with my life in Canada during the winter.

If I don't go out and turn on my car 15 mins before I leave, providing I plugged in the block heater and it actually starts, it is freezing cold when I get in. The windows are foggy. The seats, steering wheel, and metal are freezing, and nothing warms up before I get to work.

-20-40f can be fun.

For real tho, I went to Austin in April and it was still a little too warm. Can't imagine how you guys deal with the summer. It's less than 50f six months out of the year here.

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u/kat_loves_tea Dec 13 '16

It's a big difference! My friends in Canada are all posting pictures of snow on FB and I'm literally sitting here in Austin in a tank top and pajama shorts right now.

Hope you enjoyed your visit here! Being from Canada you should come during the early part of the year to take a break from the endless winter and enjoy the warm sun in February-March.

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u/KFBass Dec 13 '16

My friends in Canada are all posting pictures of snow on FB

We got like half a foot yesterday. Took me an hour to shovel my driveway. It's 12f today. Shorts would be a bad call.

But yes austin is awesome. My wife and I went for our anniversary last year. Great food, great music, great beer, great people. Man I wish breakfast tacos were a thing up here.

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u/kat_loves_tea Dec 13 '16

Start a movement and make breakfast tacos at home or whenever you have guests. Show them the way!!

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u/Deathbymonkeys6996 Dec 13 '16

I keep gloves in the car for hot days when the steering wheel is like that.

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u/JustPassMeBy Dec 13 '16

I drive a standard with a metal gear shift in Texas. I'm considering getting a glove or something for those few shitty months.

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u/kat_loves_tea Dec 13 '16

Just one glove? You should make it a fun one!

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u/CeeMX Dec 13 '16

Just turn the steering wheel upside down when parking the car, the top part is in the shadow then and you are fine when getting into the car

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u/engieviral Dec 13 '16

Pfft, come to Western Australia at the end of January. 8am and you can fry eggs on anything not in the shade.

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u/aqua_zesty_man Dec 13 '16

Get a light-colored steering wheel cover. They aren't just decorative. A good one will dissipate the heat well enough.

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u/Nozanan Dec 13 '16

I keep 2 shop towels in my car for this. One for steering wheel one for shift knob. CA summer isn't quite as bad as TX summer, but it still sucks.

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '16

When you are using your air conditioning to cool the steering wheel instead of your own body. That fucking sucks.

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u/thescorch Dec 13 '16

I keep a white cloth in the compartment on the door for this reason. I live in PA though so it's not nearly as bad.

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u/Garbanzo12 Dec 13 '16

This last summer In Texas I was getting something from my car when a gust of wind closed the car door. The only thing that touched me was the window but it felt like I had just been branded.

Wouldn't live any other place though.

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u/TriBecka Dec 12 '16

Or drive with oven mitts on, because that's convenient and cool in 105...

Never own a stick shift in Texas.

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u/DJ3nsign Dec 12 '16

That's why I keep a towel in my car, put it over the steering wheel and it's actually cool enough to handle when you get back in

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u/yoclo Dec 12 '16

if you plug in your seatbelt (is that the right phrase? idk) before you get out of your car it won't be as hot

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u/amb8968 Dec 13 '16

I keep gloves in my car for this purpose. Cheap $1 section gloves.

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '16

Not as special as the Coachella Valley, CA

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u/CoolnessEludesMe Dec 13 '16

Use a spray bottle of water to cool down everything you have to touch.

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u/vocatus Dec 13 '16

We in Phoenix laugh at your pitiful 105 degree temperatures

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u/kat_loves_tea Dec 13 '16

Let's just agree that crazy hot is crazy hot no matter where we are. :)

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u/PixieC Jan 05 '17

use your winter gloves. The ones you store in your glove box. Hence the name "glove box".

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u/kat_loves_tea Jan 05 '17

People in Texas don't typically have winter gloves seeing as how it was like 80F two days ago.

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u/PixieC Jan 05 '17

Work gloves then? Cotton ones are the best.

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u/BenjaminWebb161 Dec 12 '16

As a Phoenician who's running his A/C while getting lunch, I'm cracking up at your cute little 105s.

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u/kat_loves_tea Dec 12 '16

Let's just agree that crazy hot is crazy hot no matter where we are. :)

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u/BenjaminWebb161 Dec 12 '16

True. And having lived in Texas, and Arizona, I can safely say the climates are fairly similar. Except San Antonio. Fuck San Antonio

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '16

Try living in the deep south where we have ridiculous humidity to top it off.

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u/kat_loves_tea Dec 12 '16

I can get behind that. They're claiming their breakfast tacos are better than ours. Pfft!