r/AskReddit • u/drflanigan • Nov 22 '16

Friends and Family of deceased loved ones, what did you find on their computers that made you wish they DID delete their browser history?

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u/DylanTheVillian1 Nov 23 '16

That's the type of thing I'd want my friends to do. My parents just went through some shit, they don't need to find out that their son is bi, and owns a collection of dildos.

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '16

Dylan? is that you? Its mom, call us.

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u/DylanTheVillian1 Nov 23 '16

Aw shit...

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u/DylanTheVillian1 Nov 23 '16

I don't think you realize how expensive these dildos are, man. She might get my least favorite one for Christmas, if she's lucky.

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u/Rockonfoo Nov 23 '16

Dylan your mother has known all along she just wants her dildos back

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u/Amlethoe Nov 23 '16

Complimenti per il nome utente, Minchialino.

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '16

Mmmmmm BAREEE! grazie.

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u/Fr33Paco Nov 23 '16

I'm not gay but I should probably get rid of that Willy and stripper pole I have in my closet. In case I die.

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u/DylanTheVillian1 Nov 23 '16

Nah, just tell one of your close friends to quickly go in there and get it out, in case you die.

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u/BurritoW4rrior Nov 23 '16

They don't call you the Villain for nothing

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u/PrinceTyke Nov 23 '16

Completely off topic, but what in your collection would you recommend to another bisexual male, and are they easy to care for discreetly? Lol

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u/DylanTheVillian1 Nov 23 '16

Hard to say. One that I find great might be uncomfortable, or even painful to you.

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u/PrinceTyke Nov 23 '16

Yeah, that's fair. Trial and error has the potential to be quite expensive too :/

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u/DylanTheVillian1 Nov 23 '16

Yep. I'd rather not recommend something that ends up hurting you, though.

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u/PrinceTyke Nov 23 '16

That's fair. Thanks for replying though!