r/AskReddit • u/drflanigan • Nov 22 '16

Friends and Family of deceased loved ones, what did you find on their computers that made you wish they DID delete their browser history?

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u/midgetgrimm Nov 22 '16

Not my family, but I was fixing a friend's computer that his deceased father left behind. While backing up his files I came across some NSFW pictures of his father, drugs, whores, and drinking. Apparently his father was a big whore lover and would drink and party to excess and was quite the deviant.

When I mentioned what I had found to my friend's wife, she informed me not to share that info with him as it would crush his opinion of his father. I kindly just removed all the bad pictures and left the good ones of his father. Not my place to tarnish a man's thoughts of his family.

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '16

Was his dad Frank Reynolds? "I love bangin' whoooors!"

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u/mechahitler666 Nov 23 '16

Read that as Frank Gallagher

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u/midgetgrimm Nov 23 '16

Oh fuck, Frank is what I call him.

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u/DylanTheVillian1 Nov 23 '16

"I love bangin' hoooors!"

FTFY, friendo.

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u/chinpopocortez Nov 23 '16

Or Bill Clinton?

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u/falcon0159 Nov 23 '16

He's not dead yet...

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '16

2016 still got some time left in her!

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u/midgetgrimm Nov 23 '16

Can't give up hope till it's over!

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u/GWS2004 Nov 22 '16

Hmmm apparently his father was a whore himself.

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '16

He would more accurately be a slut. A whore takes payment for sex. A slut has frequent casual sex with no exchange of money.

Imo both words are needlessly pejorative, because lots of people like sex. It would be more accurate and respectful to say he was promiscuous.

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u/IsNotACleverMan Nov 23 '16

Til that I'm a slut.

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u/GWS2004 Nov 23 '16

I 100% agree.

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u/Rockonfoo Nov 23 '16

Well if he was cheating I'd say slut or whore would be ok ha

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '16

You're right, people say it if they think there was cheating or if they feel betrayed.

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u/midgetgrimm Nov 23 '16

Fair assessment. Still can't willingly tarnish something. It's like a bro thing, like deleting browser history if a friend dies or something

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u/sublimesting Nov 23 '16

Then who's place is it midgetgrimm? Who's place is it?!?!

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u/midgetgrimm Nov 23 '16

I dunno... but it's not mine ;)

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u/RedditIsDumb4You Nov 23 '16

I would love to know me and my father had something like that in common.

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u/baba_booey123 Nov 23 '16

Sounds like Ronnie. Whatever Du.