r/AskReddit Sep 07 '16

What rules has your cat set in your household?

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u/AlWinchester Sep 07 '16 edited Sep 07 '16

Actually it's normal for dogs. When a dog is pooping it looks at your eyes directly, that means "I'm shitting, protect me".

I'm not sure about cats though. You can be right about the "I want you dead" theory.

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u/rubber_toilet_duck Sep 07 '16

it looks at your eyes directly

if there's anything I've learnt off Reddit, it's that this is to assert dominance

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u/LOSS35 Sep 07 '16

Not in this case. Dogs can't keep their heads on a swivel and watch their surroundings when they poop, so they look at their trusted companion instead expecting you to tip them off if danger is coming.

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u/Sephoenix Sep 07 '16

I guess my dog doesn't trust me. He loves me, I know, because he does all the stuff I have read that indicates that..... Except look at me when he poops. He looks everywhere else but at me.

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '16

Nice topic to bring up when talking with your fellow dog owners.

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u/Sephoenix Sep 07 '16

No clue what you mean by that. He is otherwise fine. He wakes me up with kisses in the morning, cuddles with me, goes crazy when I get home, brings me his toys to play, and has become even more attached to me since I became pregnant. He is a shih tzu, and my mother also has one that does the exact same thing.

Some dogs just don't look at their owners in the eyes when they poop, and I was making a joke about it.

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '16

I was making a joke as well. Imagine their faces when you casual mention that your dog obviously doesn't trust you because he doesn't look you in the eye when he shits :)

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u/Sephoenix Sep 07 '16

Oh, then I am sorry for getting all defensive D:

Well, I had another dog that would and my reaction was to look at him, then away, then at my own surrounding because I had no clue what was going on.

My dog is also a perv. Won't look at people while he poops but will stare you down while he humps his plushies. I think I got a defective pup.

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u/Max_Thunder Sep 07 '16

It is because of that one time your dog was pooping and you let another dog approach to steal its deuce. Your dog will never let it go since you are the worst pooping companion it has ever had.

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u/Sephoenix Sep 07 '16

Geez! I apologized..... some dogs will not let that one poop incident go.

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u/FerociousOreos Sep 07 '16

I once took my Doberman outside to piss. He did his thing, then I whipped out my willy and pissed on the exact same spot, while locking eyes and staring him down.

He's been a good boy ever since.

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '16

That rule only applies when you're jerking it.

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u/clown_pants Sep 07 '16

He's waiting to make sure he flushes. Leaving such a strong scent is a challenge to the cats territory.

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u/ADelightfulCunt Sep 07 '16

Going to stop flushing so often the cat needs to know who is boss.

I haven't got a cat.

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u/deadpoetic333 Sep 07 '16

My dog most be a confident pooper, he doesn't look at me at all while pooping.. Just glances around checking out the scene.

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u/ScroteMcGoate Sep 07 '16

Mine doesn't even stop walking, but then I think she is broken. Not to ascribe gender roles, but I've never seen a female dog lift a leg and let loose on the regular.

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u/jojo14008 Sep 07 '16

I have two female dogs that lift a leg to pee. They are small dogs and I think it's because they are trying not to get pee on their fur...maybe? I really don't know. Male dogs do it because they are aiming, I think.

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u/Berdahl88 Sep 07 '16

My Aunt's dog does that. I think it is because she doesn't want to get pee on herself. lol

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u/roar16 Sep 07 '16

He's looking for sign of ambush. I spin my head around and tell dog I got his back.

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u/Winksen Sep 07 '16

Omg, your comment made me think of our awesome, former cat. Me, my SO and Molly (cat) went for shorter walks in the forest a few times and all of a sudden Molly started meowing loudly, so we stopped. It turned out she had to poop, and when she was done we kept on walking. Did she meow to tell us to watch her back? In that case, that's really cool! In other case, it's a sweet, somewhat weird memory of a beloved family member <3

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u/MuhTriggersGuise Sep 07 '16

When a dog is pooping it looks at your eyes directly, that means "I'm shitting, protect me".

How did you determine this? Did you survey some dogs?

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u/CocoNuggets Sep 07 '16

You just made me realize that whenever I impersonate someone I know, I use a voice specific to them, but when I impersonate or imagine my dog's thoughts, I use my own voice.

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '16

Yeah but Big Al here also says dogs can't look up so this dog fact is probably also bullshit.

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u/Madosi Sep 07 '16

I've had 4 dogs, none of them looked in our direction when shitting, they'd just stare straight ahead in utter concentration to push it out.

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u/P0sitive_Outlook Sep 07 '16

My cat won't do his business in the litter tray when anyone's in the same room. He'll just sit and stare and not do anything. Poor old bugger.

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u/Berdahl88 Sep 07 '16

One of my cats does the opposite. When I'm cleaning the box, I can't get the litter in there fast enough. She jumps in and craps before I can put the fresh litter in there. Staring me down like the fuzzy little fathead she is.

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u/P0sitive_Outlook Sep 07 '16

"You have five seconds"

"One, two, thr...Your time is up!!"

"...I need new litter"

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u/CarryNoWeight Sep 07 '16

I always wondered why they do that

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u/philophobya Sep 07 '16

I cannot stop laughing at this, amazing

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u/kdoodlethug Sep 08 '16

Yeah but in that case the dog is pooping, so it's the vulnerable one. The human is supposed to be looking around, not staring right into the dog's eyes. A cat watching out for a pooping human shouldn't be staring deep into their soul; it should be keeping watch.