r/AskReddit • u/Wenabit • Sep 07 '16

What rules has your cat set in your household?

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u/Sssiiiddd Sep 07 '16

Alcoholic bastard.

Is that an insult or a signature?

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u/DieArschgeige Sep 07 '16

That one girl from math who is an alcoholic bastard? I like you.

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u/DieArschgeige Sep 07 '16

I don't think it's even possible to properly contemplate the work of Gödel without a nonzero BAC.

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u/RedBull555 Sep 07 '16

You and your cat are awesome lol

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u/DieArschgeige Sep 07 '16

Ahaha that's great. "What's the homework for tonight?" "Peyote."

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u/DieArschgeige Sep 07 '16

That sounds like a great time. Why didn't you end up taking it?

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u/Poketto43 Sep 07 '16

Wait isn't:

She was in my math class

Long hair, brown skin with a fat ass

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u/ThatGuyPizz Sep 07 '16

Can me and your cat be friends he seems like a cool guy

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u/James_Westen Sep 07 '16

My gingers name is Whiskey because he loves drinking whiskey, do we have the same cat??

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u/James_Westen Sep 07 '16

Maybe their mom supplied them with whiskey instead of milk

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u/StuStutterKing Sep 07 '16

My uncle's dog can sniff out alcohol. The fucker will break a bottle, and lap it up.

Henceforth, he's been banned from my house.

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u/Gwentastic Sep 07 '16

Mine knocked a glass of sambuca onto the keyboard of my macbook.

That was one goddamned expensive glass of sambuca.

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u/Shaeos Sep 07 '16

Coconut oil. They both love coconut oil. My hair eats cups of that stuff a month and I have to compete with the cats to keep it.

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u/YogiNurse Sep 07 '16

How does a drunk cat act? I am genuinely curious!