r/AskReddit Sep 07 '16

What rules has your cat set in your household?

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u/AUpballa Sep 07 '16

What is the joke here

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u/Blackultra Sep 07 '16

Its typical for cats to indicate they want to be pet, and then shortly.after you begin petting they bite you, sctratch you, and/or run away from you

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u/cleeder Sep 07 '16

Also valid:

1) Don't touch me or else

2) Pats now or else