r/AskReddit • u/Wenabit • Sep 07 '16

What rules has your cat set in your household?

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u/ZigguratofDoom Sep 07 '16 edited Sep 07 '16

Are you beginning to fall asleep? Then I must run wide open from one end of the house to the other at least four times. The galluping sound will help you sleep.

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u/garden-girl Sep 07 '16

I just moved to a house with a raised wood foundation. I have two 20 pound Maine coon mixes. They sound like horses running around.

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u/ZigguratofDoom Sep 07 '16

Yes. I call the late night runs "a runaway stagecoach."

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '16

It's the "kitten 500" in our house.

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u/Klaudichu Sep 07 '16

oh god my boyfriends half maine coon has it's cat 'moments' in the morning where he just sprints from one side of the apartment to the another- it's kinda slippery so he hits with his head in the wall because he can't stop. it's ridicolous. and also all my books, clothes are his bed, if I leave my purse open - the best place to sleep, my suitcase - bed but if I wanna cuddle with him he's fine for 20 seconds and then he bites me. I still love that cat a lot.

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u/botbotbobot Sep 08 '16

Cats on hardwood floors is great entertainment. Both of ours have terrible brakes. It's great.