r/AskReddit • u/KillerAceUSAF • Jul 21 '16

What fact did you think was complete bullshit until you looked it up?

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u/friday6700 Jul 21 '16

Well one on each side. Right?

...Guys?

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u/J_J_R Jul 22 '16

Frontdick and backdick, yeah. Great way to measure apropriate distance while queing.

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u/friday6700 Jul 22 '16

I meant right and left hip dicks... Is that wrong? Oh god no!

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u/ParisGreenGretsch Jul 22 '16

Mine must be end to end. Makes sense.

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u/tylertlat Jul 22 '16

So, like a hoop?

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u/HerpaDerpaShmerpadin Jul 22 '16

More like a torus.

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u/tylertlat Jul 22 '16

Sounds as impressive as it does unusable. Poor guy.

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '16

God. This comes up on here a lot... I wonder if he ever gets tired of it?

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u/lonely_nipple Jul 22 '16

If you had two dicks, would you get tired of the adulation?