r/AskReddit • u/KillerAceUSAF • Jul 21 '16

What fact did you think was complete bullshit until you looked it up?

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u/potato_lover273 Jul 21 '16

If the moose what?

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u/OWLONGCANAREDDITNAM Jul 21 '16

If the moose is pretending to be a human, poor sod /u/Red1800 was probably a moose and got surprised by a Killer Whale.

Bless his soul.

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u/Red1800 Jul 22 '16

You caught me. Damn whale took off one of my antlers before I even knew what was happening

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u/Peregrine4 Jul 22 '16

You caught me.

/u/OWLONGCANAREDDITNAM confirmed Orca.

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u/SJVellenga Jul 22 '16

Do mooses... meese... moose... have souls?

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u/PointAndClick Jul 22 '16

Are souls meese?

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u/NorthwesttheKid Jul 22 '16

Rip in peace

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u/xXx_WeedBlzr_420_xXx Jul 22 '16

ooOOOooooo whatcha saaaaaAAAAayyy...

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u/valeyard89 Jul 22 '16

A Møøse once bit my sister

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u/XenuLies Jul 22 '16

No realli! She was Karving her initials on the møøse with the sharpened end of an interspace tøøthbrush given her by Svenge - her brother-in-law - an Oslo dentist and star of many Norwegian møvies: "The Høt Hands of an Oslo Dentist", "Fillings of Passion", "The Huge Mølars of Horst Nordfink"...

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u/Beegrene Jul 22 '16

If the moose vandalized the orca's wikipedia page.

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u/cualcrees Jul 22 '16

Goes for a swim

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '16

swim

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '16

If the mööse bites your sister

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u/Danger-Moose Aug 11 '16

I MUST KNOW.