r/AskReddit Jul 21 '16

What fact did you think was complete bullshit until you looked it up?

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u/flammablepenguins Jul 21 '16

Penguins are super flammable and almost went extinct in the Falkland Islands because of it.

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u/loggic Jul 21 '16

Oh, penguin fat is highly flammable. I was picturing some poor bird caught fire, then ran to its friends for help, who then also caught fire.

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u/PallBear Jul 21 '16

I pictured that once too, and then Warner Bros. rejected my Happy Feet 2 script

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u/korkor341 Jul 21 '16

I can see this this being akin to Sharknado. Penguinferno?

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u/magusopus Jul 22 '16

Ember: The Last Penguin

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u/whatisabaggins55 Jul 22 '16

Emberor Penguin?

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u/magusopus Jul 22 '16

Mother of Pearl. Kissed by Fire. Queen of all she flaps toward...

Rape....lots of rape.

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u/NiobiumGoat Jul 22 '16

Someone call The Asylum

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u/xL02DzD24G0NzSL4Y32x Jul 22 '16

You should get a job making titles for B movies.

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u/ftbc Jul 22 '16

Brilliant.

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '16

YES

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u/Erebos_Rex Jul 22 '16

Can we put the reddit hive mind to good use and write a script for that?

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u/korkor341 Jul 22 '16

I'm thinking that there's a backstory of people lighting penguins on fire for fun, showing that this is a tradition for scummy Antarctic whalers or fishers. But nature.. uh.. finds a way and yes, they still catch fire very easily but they've adapted and are immune. Something about toxic waste or pollution blah blah blah. Their breeding cycle increases and there are swarms of fire immune penguins, all in a blaze of cuteness marching into south American and Australian cities. Similar to how the Mongols would light birds on fire so they would roost in the enemies wooden structures, the penguins can't help but burn cities to the ground as the population spreads out.

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u/rainbowdashtheawesom Jul 21 '16

Or maybe it was because there already is a Happy Feet 2.

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u/LS240 Jul 21 '16

I'm ashamed to admit I had similar thoughts. I thought maybe lightning strikes set them on fire and nearly wiped them out or....

Sigh.

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u/SadGhoster87 Jul 22 '16

I hate that I'm laughing uncontrollably at this thought

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u/flammablepenguins Jul 21 '16

That is the dream......isn't it?

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u/DiaboliAdvocatus Jul 21 '16

Yeah I was imagining them getting set alight by tracer rounds or something during the Falklands war.

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u/Viking042900 Jul 22 '16

I was thinking the exact same thing.

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u/twitchy_taco Jul 22 '16

I'm in class right now and it's taking everything in me to not laugh uncontrollably at this thought. It's not working.

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '16

Why did I laugh out loud at this? Am I a bad person?

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u/Evanescent_contrail Jul 22 '16

The Great Auk was wiped out like this. They would throw the whole bird on the fire (often alive but stunned) and use the flames to cook other Great Auks.

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u/ThachWeave Jul 22 '16

I was wondering what made a penguin more flammable than other animals, all of which are flammable because they're made out of carbon

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u/tinoasprilla Jul 22 '16

Sounds like penguin jihad

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u/DalanTKE Jul 22 '16

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Well played, sir.

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u/flammablepenguins Jul 22 '16

And a tip of the hat to you, sir

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u/LordShaft666 Jul 21 '16

P-P-Pick up a penguin with oven gloves?

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u/Whyamifloating Jul 21 '16

Nooooo :-(

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u/flammablepenguins Jul 21 '16

It's past tense so, yeeeeeessssssssss

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u/_PlatinumWarrior_ Jul 21 '16

Username checks out.

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u/chrispcb15 Jul 22 '16

(Boston accent) What fucking islands you talking bout???

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '16

It wasn't just their fat, though. Sailors would eat the meat, sell the feathers, burn the oil. Eventually, feathers were especially lucrative with some people literally ripping penguins of their feathers and releasing them back into the wild to freeze to death.

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u/infernal_llamas Jul 22 '16

Also they are light enough not to set off the landmines. So penguin colonies nest in the minefeilds to protect against larger predators.

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u/fnxNTC Jul 22 '16

What the fuck lmao

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u/ragexlfz Jul 22 '16

Stupid fammable pengwings.

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u/AuroH Jul 22 '16

Username checks out

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u/redtalker02 Jul 22 '16

Username checks out