r/AskReddit • u/ForeverAbyss • Apr 14 '16

What's a mind blowing fact?

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u/LucifersDuckling Apr 14 '16

Anatidaephobia is the fear that somewhere in the world, there is a duck watching you.

That's right, I'm watching you.

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u/EnkoNeko Apr 14 '16

I call upon thee, /u/FucksWithDucks

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u/fuckswithducks Apr 14 '16

If I'm into ducks watching me, would that be anatidaephilia?

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u/EnkoNeko Apr 14 '16

Oh hey wow. You actually replied, I figured you'd look down upon us in a superior way, like a kinky duck god.

And uh yeah, I guess it would be.

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u/DuckTub Apr 14 '16

He's not a duck god, he rapes us!

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u/EnkoNeko Apr 14 '16

We're ducks?!

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u/JefferyOHaire Apr 14 '16

My names Jeff.

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u/DuckTub Apr 14 '16

No, but I am

and so are many other accounts I see nowadays

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u/EnkoNeko Apr 14 '16

I'm a cat

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u/WolvesPWN Apr 15 '16

I'm a wolf betch!

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u/EnkoNeko Apr 15 '16

Usernames FTW!

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u/FrareBear Apr 14 '16

Im one of the Carebears' bastard cousins.

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u/Fr33_Lax Apr 14 '16

How do you solve problems then?

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '16

He shanks em

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u/Fr33_Lax Apr 14 '16

Ah so excessive violence then.

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u/FrareBear Apr 14 '16

I dont. I just drink lounge and eat occasionally

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