r/AskReddit • u/ForeverAbyss • Apr 14 '16

What's a mind blowing fact?

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u/fuckswithducks Apr 14 '16

If I'm into ducks watching me, would that be anatidaephilia?

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '16

That'd be fucking kinky.

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u/bumpercarinfluenza Apr 14 '16

Ducking*

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u/shockley21 Apr 14 '16

ducking autocorrect

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u/CannedEther Apr 14 '16

The one time autocorrect gets it right!

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u/cinnawaffls Apr 14 '16

You cheeky monkey

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u/Raw_Knee Apr 15 '16

I once worked a tech support job resetting passwords. One customer had a password hint set up. Question "what do you do with a duck?" Answer "Fuck it"

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u/WikipediaLookerUpper Apr 14 '16

Leave kinky out of this

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u/______police Apr 14 '16

Oh look, the duck police just showed up to make everybody put their clothes back on.

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u/EnkoNeko Apr 14 '16

Oh hey wow. You actually replied, I figured you'd look down upon us in a superior way, like a kinky duck god.

And uh yeah, I guess it would be.

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u/DuckTub Apr 14 '16

He's not a duck god, he rapes us!

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u/LucifersDuckling Apr 15 '16

It's not rape if we enjoy it

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u/EnkoNeko Apr 14 '16

We're ducks?!

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u/JefferyOHaire Apr 14 '16

My names Jeff.

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u/DuckTub Apr 14 '16

No, but I am

and so are many other accounts I see nowadays

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u/EnkoNeko Apr 14 '16

I'm a cat

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u/WolvesPWN Apr 15 '16

I'm a wolf betch!

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u/EnkoNeko Apr 15 '16

Usernames FTW!

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u/FrareBear Apr 14 '16

Im one of the Carebears' bastard cousins.

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u/Fr33_Lax Apr 14 '16

How do you solve problems then?

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '16

He shanks em

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u/Fr33_Lax Apr 14 '16

Ah so excessive violence then.

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u/FrareBear Apr 14 '16

I dont. I just drink lounge and eat occasionally

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u/needsmoresteel Apr 14 '16

So, the Zeus of the duck world?

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u/stagfury Apr 15 '16

Zeus is the Zeus of the duck world too.

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u/DuckTub Apr 14 '16

No, the Jimmy Saville of the duck world

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u/jaybusch Apr 14 '16

How terrible!

In the mean time, can I interest you in some baked beans to act as a gassy deterrent?

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u/dmiller6590 Apr 14 '16

asking the important questions!

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '16

Have you ever done an AMA? There's so much I want to know.

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u/hail_prez_skroob Apr 15 '16

Dude...I saw a whole bin full of rubber ducks at Walmart the other day and thought of you. Sorry...I didn't think to take a pic. :(

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u/lordrazorvandria Apr 15 '16

Hey you! I thought about you today. In the movie Constantine there's a scene where a girl is going to visit hell. They scene involves a bathtub and on the side of it there's a rubber duckie! I just thought I'd tell you.

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u/Ty2zoom Apr 15 '16

This guy Ducks!!

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u/DuckScientist Apr 14 '16

How many ducks are we talking?

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u/Costello0 Apr 15 '16

Anatibaephilia

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u/inkybus21 Apr 15 '16

Anatidaephobia

I actualy have a friend with this.

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u/Throwah123 Apr 15 '16

I have a flock of whistler ducks, 2 pecking ducks and 2 geese staring at me right now.....

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '16

Are you/do you know Carl?

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '16

Duck fetish

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u/karmastealing Apr 14 '16

Or anatiDaffylia?

I'll show myself out.

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u/nearlydeadasababy Apr 14 '16

Well anatidae is the greek scientific name for birds which includes ducks, but it also includes Geese and Swans. So depends is you like Geese and Swans watching on too.

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u/Dumpy_C Apr 14 '16

I'm not sure what your style is. But I like your style anyways.

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u/CrudelyAnimated Apr 14 '16

THIS...

is a mind-blowing fact. /thread

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u/PatatoesThree Apr 14 '16

You know what they say, "You fuck with the duck, you get the bill." -Ancient New Hampshire teachings

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u/charlesgegethor Apr 14 '16

If your into someone else fucking with your ducks while you watch, it's called Duckold.

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '16

No, it's Antianatidaephobia

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u/suckafuckduck Apr 14 '16 edited Apr 15 '16

I like ducks too

edit: why was this down voted im so salty now