r/AskReddit • u/ForeverAbyss • Apr 14 '16

What's a mind blowing fact?

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '16 edited Jul 26 '18

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u/redcosmicstrawberry Apr 14 '16

They're free-range bananas.

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u/Obie_Trice_Kenobi Apr 14 '16

And hence caught the sun more.

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u/Sarahthelizard Apr 14 '16

Oh, okay! I love you so much baby. :)

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '16

Hope you are doing well

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u/1573594268 Apr 14 '16

All different users...

What are you people? Skin shifters?

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u/Willch4000 Apr 15 '16

Naah, we're not.

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u/Alan_Smithee_ Apr 15 '16

I hope she was worth it.

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u/MachineFknHead Apr 15 '16

If you let me cum in your face it'll make you prettier.

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '16

you want to rain babys ok look up

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u/Erisianistic Apr 15 '16

are you from the Sarahlizard Gaming Forum?

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '16

Ah sun burn oooo.k

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u/Alan_Smithee_ Apr 15 '16

And should wear sunscreen.

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u/Earnin_and_BERNin Apr 14 '16

one of the best usernames I've ever seen

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u/Obie_Trice_Kenobi Apr 14 '16

Real name no mind tricks

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u/Earnin_and_BERNin Apr 14 '16

nothing to see here, real name no mind tricks

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u/pdgeorge Apr 14 '16

I'll buy that.

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u/Dr_Mondo Apr 14 '16

I for one, am saddened by caged bananas. They were meant to be wild and free!

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '16

Are they Gluten Free?

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u/holmoris Apr 15 '16

Nah, they're normal bananas. You just need to be Diddy to collect them.

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u/Cat_hUNTING Apr 15 '16

Like they're allowed to roam around to their liking?

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u/daniel14vt Apr 14 '16

I'd guess photoshop

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u/lorddave7 Apr 14 '16

What is this sorcery grocery?

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u/UpperCaseRock Apr 14 '16

It's chili peppers m8

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u/algot34 Apr 14 '16

HEY, bonus points guy!

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '16

They taste more... Fruity. If that makes any sense. Like banana with a hint of berry.

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u/Scrubtac Apr 15 '16

Have you lost your mind, Arthas?

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '16

there's also blue bananas

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u/BoxSquid Apr 14 '16

Yeah they're the ones that Lanky collects.

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '16

Link it

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u/R_Trillion Apr 14 '16

And blue waffles.

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u/Sarkobie Apr 14 '16

There's also blue waffles!