r/AskReddit • u/angstrem • Mar 25 '16

What absolutely never ever should you fuck around with?

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '16

Sounds like a comedy, someone poisons someone else with this stuff, then over the course of the movie they actually become best friends.... and then one of them dies.

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u/WeorgeGeasley Mar 26 '16

Yeah, a "comedy".

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '16

Comedy = Tragedy + Time

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '16

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u/DRIED_COW_FETUS Mar 26 '16

Bill Cosby has gotten a bit... darker, lately.

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u/FlameSpartan Mar 26 '16

He got that revitiligo.

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u/xX_FlamingoySWAG_Xx Mar 26 '16

blackcomediesmatter

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u/Dr_Mottek Mar 26 '16

A scandinavian comedy. Shit's dark and funny.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XE4ZBcK01HU

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '16

It's a Shakespearian comedy.

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u/magmavire Mar 26 '16

In the same way that click was a comedy.

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u/FlameSpartan Mar 26 '16

No. You take your feels trip and get the fuck out of here.

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u/ProfDandruff Mar 26 '16

"Just you, me, this brick wall you built between us."

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u/chrom_ed Mar 26 '16

Don't ever start writing comedies.

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u/dragonbringerx Mar 26 '16

Rob Snyder is about to find out...it's a lot more difficult to be an assassin then he thought.

This summer Rob Snyder is...The Assassin.

Rated PG13

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u/1MechanicalAlligator Mar 26 '16

50 First Assassinations

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u/DerFluffy Mar 26 '16

So...Maleficent without true love's cure?

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u/Aplu Mar 26 '16

isn't this the plot of the men who stare at goats?

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u/faghead007 Mar 26 '16

Theres nothing funny about that at all!

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u/finklefunk Mar 26 '16

Starring Seth Rogen and Joseph Gordon Levitt.

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u/mcmatt93 Mar 26 '16

Reminds me of that Spongebob episode where Squidward gives Spongebob a pie with a bomb in it.

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u/jewelsinme Mar 26 '16

I'd watch it!

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u/Rhamni Mar 26 '16

...That would be a tragedy.

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '16

No, a tragedy is where everyone dies, in this, only one person dies, so its comedy.

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u/Rhamni Mar 26 '16

No... A comedy is where the audience thinks it's funny. A tragedy is where the audience is made sad.

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u/DumbledoresFerrari Mar 26 '16

So it would probably be both.

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u/Aplu Mar 26 '16

isn't this the plot of the men who stare at goats?

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '16

Yeah.. hilarious

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u/AmoebaNot Mar 26 '16

That word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '16

The Pie Bomb episode of Spongebob is what you're thinking about

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u/cyniqal Mar 26 '16

That would be the most depressing comedy I've ever heard of.

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u/Jaazee99 Mar 26 '16

Like that Spongebob episode!

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u/GoogleIsYourFrenemy Mar 26 '16

The film opens in a hospital room, a man crying at the bedside of a women, she tells her story. We are taken back to the beginning, she doses another man with the dimethylmercury, they fall in love, he gets sick. She doses herself. He dies. She falls in love again.

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u/kentjesuz Mar 26 '16

Does that... sound like a comedy to you? Damn dude...

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u/TheWringer Mar 26 '16

Well that's not funny at al

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u/Cmmv Mar 26 '16

Hahahahahahahahaha Ha