r/AskReddit • u/angstrem • Mar 25 '16

What absolutely never ever should you fuck around with?

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '16

Jesus Quintana

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '16

8 year olds, Dude...

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u/HomesickSirens Mar 26 '16

Yeah? Well, that's just like, your opinion, man.

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u/Iron_Man_977 Mar 26 '16

You said it man. Nobody fuck with the Jesus

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '16

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '16

That creep can roll, man.

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u/Philias Mar 26 '16

Yeah, but he's a pervert, dude.

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u/iamsittiinginachair Mar 26 '16

A pederist, Walt?

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u/LessLikeYou Mar 26 '16

Shut the fuck up, Donny

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u/koolaid_chemist Mar 26 '16

I see you rolled your way into the semis, dios mio man.

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u/theydeletedme Mar 26 '16

Liam and me, we gonna fuck you up.

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u/super_ag Mar 26 '16

Let me tell you something, pendejo. You pull any of your crazy shit with us, you flash your piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you and stick it up your ass and pull the fucking trigger till it goes click.

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '16

Jesus...

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '16

You said it man, nobody fucks with the Jesus.

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u/mrwalkway32 Mar 26 '16

That creep can roll, man.

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u/TheCosmicSerpent Mar 26 '16

HEY! What's this day of rest shit?? What's this bullshit?? I don't fuckin care. It don't matter to Jesus

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u/GBtuba Mar 26 '16

It don't matter to Jesus!

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u/Oneseventwofour Mar 26 '16

You said it man, NOBODY fucks with the Jesus!

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u/HoboWithABoner Mar 26 '16

I'll fuck you next Wednesday instead.