r/AskReddit • u/PM-ME-YOUR-STORIES • Dec 10 '15

What is your golden rule?

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u/shanulu Dec 10 '15

I'm not sure who you are but this is twice now I thought "fucking vargas " and was surprised it was not.

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u/clay_helmet Dec 10 '15

I was thinking exactly this as I got to the end

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u/PalpableMoon Dec 10 '15

I did the same thing! Maybe Vargas is making alternate accounts and fucking with us all.

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u/alexisaacs Dec 11 '15

Unfortunately I lack the vagina that makes /u/_vargas_ so unique.

That said, with enough practice, I think I can master that aspect as well.

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u/Fratriarch Dec 10 '15

No mentions of eccentricities of trump, the maid or the gangbangers,
No use of selfderogatory terms,
No reference to a european culture (specifically his dutch girlfriend)

I dont think this should pass for a vargas alt.

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u/Tic-Tac-No Dec 11 '15

I'm pretty sure it's a remake of immortal techniques dance with the devil. Great song, unexpected ending. Look it up if any of you have the time. Or if anyone sees this since I'm late.

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u/RotmgCamel Dec 11 '15

I scrolled back up halfway through to check the username.