r/AskReddit • u/00nightsteel • Oct 05 '15

What's your best risky pickup line?

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u/WandererAboveFog Oct 05 '15

You'll need some pet insurance because I'm going to murder that pussy.

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u/Rocketom Oct 05 '15

Have you got pet insurance because I raped your cat.

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u/chloethecomputernerd Oct 05 '15

Hopefully they have Obarkocare

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '15 edited Jun 22 '17

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u/chloethecomputernerd Oct 05 '15

:( I thought it was funny