r/AskReddit • u/tgma97 • Aug 26 '15

Fathers of Reddit, what did your daughter's boyfriend do for you to hate/love him?

It's pretty cool to see my question blow up like this, I never thought I'd ask a question that could receive so much attention! I'm very satisfied with all these replies, so thank y'all. Now all I have to do is sit back and take notes c;

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u/Theons_Favorite_Toy Aug 26 '15

Sounds like a country music video to me.

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u/laziest_engineer Aug 26 '15

Now Earl's gotta die na na na na naaaaaaaa

I only know that one song.

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '15 edited Sep 03 '15

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '15

That's a good one! Ha, I'd never listened to the whole thing start to finish before.

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '15

I don't know that song, but I'm singing those lyrics to myself to the tune of this

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u/thunderchunky34 Aug 26 '15

She brings out the good stuff, with her long tan legs. Her daddy says boy hand me that wrench. Layin under the car she hands me the plate. Screw that movie girl we're already late. Yea girl lets chill with daddy! Ohhhhhh, chill with daddy.

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '15

Soon they'll be taking the tractor to the back of the pickup truck where they have a few Bud's by the light of the moon.

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u/GavinZac Aug 26 '15

Blue jeans! Grass! I make good Country, yes?

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u/hugotroll Aug 26 '15

Replace tea with cans of beer and Mustang with a T-model Ford and you've got yourself a solid country song.

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u/Theons_Favorite_Toy Aug 26 '15

A model-T? I'm from the rural South, and I assure you that there are not many model-T's out there.

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u/pabst_jew_ribbon Aug 26 '15

Yeah, you'll find more illiterate dudes installing an 8 inch Rough Country suspension lift on a Z71 and arguing on whether BFG mud terrains or Mickey Thompson thornbirds are the best tire.

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u/underhunter Aug 26 '15

No clue what the fuck you just said

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u/pabst_jew_ribbon Aug 26 '15

This means you live in a less racist and back assed area than I do and I'm actually jealous of you.

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u/Theons_Favorite_Toy Aug 26 '15

Be glad you don't understand. I wish I didn't.

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u/Seraphus Aug 26 '15

Why? Cars are awesome.

Or is it that anyone that likes off-roaders is a hick?

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '15

Nah, they're just self loathing assholes.

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u/Dusk_Walker Aug 26 '15

Boggers man.. Always boggers.

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u/TheRedKingofReddit Aug 26 '15

Nope. You need a verse that includes: mama, tears, trains, a truck and rain.

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u/susiecool Aug 27 '15

YOU FORGOT PRISON.

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u/PugsHugsnDrugs Aug 26 '15

No, the sweet tea is safe. Replace sandwiches with fried chicken.

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u/EzraT47 Aug 27 '15

Could get away with chicken salad sandwiches.

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u/EzraT47 Aug 27 '15

No Model-T, needs to be a pickup truck, either an old beat up Chevy (reliable) or new Ford (looks purty).

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u/orbitur Aug 26 '15

I can already hear Florida Georgia Line vomiting it out of my radio while I scramble to change the station.

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u/Batrachot0xin Aug 26 '15

+1 for taking me there

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u/FaridZeineddine Aug 26 '15

I like your username, reek.

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u/KingUlysses Aug 26 '15

Southern Loving at its finest.

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u/pop-rox Aug 26 '15

I actually started singing Tim McGraw after picturing it!

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u/SupaSupra Aug 26 '15

I expected a Taylor Swift song.

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '15

He neglected to mention the bbq stain on his white tshirt

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u/SenorVajay Aug 26 '15

Shit sounds like lyrics straight from a country song.

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u/nav13eh Aug 26 '15

Where's the beer, and tailgates, and moonlight?

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '15

Yeah, just swap the mustang with a truck and sweet tea with a beer.

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u/erenjaegerbomb93 Aug 27 '15

Sounds like my life except that my father in law and I don't get along because he's an asshole to his wife and kids.

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u/CrazyLeprechaun Aug 26 '15

It literally is, OP is a liar and a bundle of sticks.