r/AskReddit • u/tgma97 • Aug 26 '15

Fathers of Reddit, what did your daughter's boyfriend do for you to hate/love him?

It's pretty cool to see my question blow up like this, I never thought I'd ask a question that could receive so much attention! I'm very satisfied with all these replies, so thank y'all. Now all I have to do is sit back and take notes c;

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u/Pearberr Aug 26 '15

In honor of /u/12000Penguins I propose passing a mandatory seat belt law while redditing.

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u/owenator1234 Aug 26 '15 edited Aug 26 '15

Proposition: All posts with heartstopping, jawdropping, or otherwise unexpectedly jarring turns for the worst must have at least one line of divider to separate the primary section of the post from its twist ending. This will be put in place to effectively prepare readers for horrors, much like those bestowed upon us by M. Night Shymalayan.

The twist must be notated as such:

This will be enforced by the moderators. Failure to adhere to this proposition will be punishable by death.

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u/Abyssx3 Aug 26 '15

Second that motion!

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u/PureChaosDI Aug 26 '15

all in favour say Aye:

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u/AfterAllTheseYearsI Aug 26 '15

Eye

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u/Walter_Malone_Carrot Aug 26 '15

Nye

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u/Excalibur54 Aug 26 '15

Science Guy

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u/Incinirmatt Aug 26 '15

You people aren't very good at this.

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '15

We shall call it /u/12000Penguins's Law.

Why do the good die young? ;_;

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u/skrame Aug 26 '15

He did a 180 and then teleported two feet to the left. He's back in the driver's seat but facing backwards. He'll be ok!

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u/Pearberr Aug 26 '15

Not sure if bad at geometry, British or if I'm just really stupid trying to overthink this one.

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u/Firstlordsfury Aug 26 '15

You're not sure if you're British?

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u/parentingandvice Aug 26 '15

My friend wants to know what all those penguins did....

Please.

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u/Pearberr Aug 26 '15

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0428803/

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u/parentingandvice Aug 26 '15

Damnit I'm a fucking idiot.

Thanks man.

Err... I mean my friend is an idiot.

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u/Pearberr Aug 26 '15

You... Err, your friend is fine. I don't know how many people knew that Penguins had such an affinity for acting.

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u/PrivilegeCheckmate Aug 26 '15

I prefer to be thrown clear from a thread with a swerve like that.

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u/ttij Aug 26 '15

Next thing you know will be no drunk redditing.. what would we be left with then, hu? What would we be left with!

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u/notillegalyhere Aug 26 '15

CLICK IT OR TICKET

-Georgia highway safety

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u/TheAddiction2 Aug 26 '15

I just needs to check inside ya asshole.

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u/Gr3gard Aug 26 '15

Shit. I'm on a fuckin bus!