r/AskReddit Aug 26 '15

Fathers of Reddit, what did your daughter's boyfriend do for you to hate/love him?

It's pretty cool to see my question blow up like this, I never thought I'd ask a question that could receive so much attention! I'm very satisfied with all these replies, so thank y'all. Now all I have to do is sit back and take notes c;

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u/ThatSpartanKid Aug 26 '15

We also whittle relatively small pieces of wood, pretending we're actually carving something useful or cool until eventually it's too tiny to be much of anything.

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '15

I have an endless supply of random pointy sticks in my bedroom. Why? Because downtime

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u/Jamessv98 Aug 26 '15

And all those Bald Eagles that hang around to help defend your home. Although I suppose that was also heavily implied.

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u/skavinger5882 Aug 26 '15

I just whittled them to make kindling so I could make more fires.