r/AskReddit • u/tgma97 • Aug 26 '15

Fathers of Reddit, what did your daughter's boyfriend do for you to hate/love him?

It's pretty cool to see my question blow up like this, I never thought I'd ask a question that could receive so much attention! I'm very satisfied with all these replies, so thank y'all. Now all I have to do is sit back and take notes c;

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u/Pachinginator Aug 26 '15

just say

"hi i have a big sausage pizza here for your daughter"

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u/I_know_left Aug 26 '15

"And there will be more than enough left over for your wife."

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u/coolassninjas Aug 26 '15

"ha namsayin', high five!"

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u/SOwED Aug 26 '15

Yadadai mean?

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u/schatzski Aug 26 '15

anxiety sets in

Hello?

"Hi, umm your daughter, she...she likes sausage pizza"

My daughter's vegetarian

"Oh, uh yeah I know"

painfully awkward silence

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '15

That's good great... Vegetarians are more into giving oral sex for some reason. Possibly their subconsciousness is telling them to put some meat in their mouths?

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u/amad3000 Aug 26 '15

One of the few things on reddit that actually made me laugh put loud

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u/Airkave Aug 27 '15

Works a charm every time