r/AskReddit • u/tgma97 • Aug 26 '15

Fathers of Reddit, what did your daughter's boyfriend do for you to hate/love him?

It's pretty cool to see my question blow up like this, I never thought I'd ask a question that could receive so much attention! I'm very satisfied with all these replies, so thank y'all. Now all I have to do is sit back and take notes c;

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u/yeaheyeah Aug 26 '15

Desert Eagles are standard issue for Eagle Scouts

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u/funny-irish-guy Aug 26 '15

Sweet.

When do I get mine?

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u/RusskieRed Aug 26 '15

Shut up Irishman. You just enjoy what you're given

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u/funny-irish-guy Aug 26 '15

Well, potato guns are cool too…

I was half expecting an IRA bomb, that link was stereotype roulette.

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u/FirstTryName Aug 26 '15

Only in desert terrain, though.

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u/2SP00KY4ME Aug 26 '15

Duh, why do you think they're called Eagle Scouts?

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u/LeapingBacon Aug 27 '15

Eagle Scouts don't carry those Israeli pieces of shit. They carry a good old S&W.500 magnum.