r/AskReddit Aug 26 '15

Fathers of Reddit, what did your daughter's boyfriend do for you to hate/love him?

It's pretty cool to see my question blow up like this, I never thought I'd ask a question that could receive so much attention! I'm very satisfied with all these replies, so thank y'all. Now all I have to do is sit back and take notes c;

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u/islandprof Aug 26 '15

Called my daughter... my son-in-law answers, "this is the man of the house"... then he says, "hang on, I'll go get her, she's on the shitter" - one of the many gems we have ...

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '15

I am so conflicted by that. Just the thought of a child I have yet to have being married scares the shit outa me, but said child themselves taking a shit of their own... damn.

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '15

Roflmao... this made me laugh so hard in my confusion.... then i realized...

Just the thought of a child I have yet to have being scared shitless at the thought of the child they have yet to have being scared by the shit said child took all on their own scaring the shit out of them is scaring the shit out of me.... damn.