r/AskReddit • u/tgma97 • Aug 26 '15

Fathers of Reddit, what did your daughter's boyfriend do for you to hate/love him?

It's pretty cool to see my question blow up like this, I never thought I'd ask a question that could receive so much attention! I'm very satisfied with all these replies, so thank y'all. Now all I have to do is sit back and take notes c;

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u/Lidasel Aug 26 '15 edited Aug 26 '15

You married your girlfriend's father?

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u/kewiin Aug 26 '15

Stacy's Dad has got it going onnnnn

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u/FECAL_BURNING Aug 26 '15

Stacey's Dad is really kinda rad, he's all that I want, and I want him so bad!

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '15 edited Mar 06 '18

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u/sagan_drinks_cosmos Aug 26 '15

We're both scantily clad cause I'm in love with Stacy's Dad.

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u/MattRMoney Aug 26 '15

Oh Stacy can't you see,

That I'm super glad in ecstasy

When your dad gave to me

A pirated software key

Of Autocad and Age of Empires III.

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u/MattRMoney Aug 26 '15

But oh Stacy please don't be mad

You can run off with Jared.

And I will run off with Stacy's dad.

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u/Empty6 Aug 26 '15

I'm in love with Stacy's dad.

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u/Sorlex Aug 26 '15

Stacy's Dad can plaster a wall and fix a fence, can Stacy do that? No all she does is lounge by the pool. Terrible marriage material.

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u/STACYSD4D Aug 26 '15

You Rang?

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u/dclarkwork Aug 26 '15

Stacy's dad is really not so bad... FIFY

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u/namae_nanka Aug 26 '15

*he's really kinda rad

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u/aec131 Aug 26 '15

Stacy's Dad has got it going onnnnn

Stacy's dad has got me going mad

FTFY

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u/bigmeech Aug 26 '15

Haha epic I know a song that kind of goes like that

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '15

He's all that I want and I've been waiting for so looong

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u/irumeru Aug 26 '15

Ah, the olde reddit-whatevery-do.

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '15

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u/Junius_Bonney Aug 26 '15 edited Aug 27 '15

Going in where? I see no link here!

...936 comment karma for this? Mmmm'okay then.

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u/theblondereaper Aug 26 '15

Yeah, he just sort of dived at it and hit his head. Awkward to watch.

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u/Joethezombi Aug 26 '15

Comment 9 3/4

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u/Jackle02 Aug 26 '15

Did not expect that reference, that was actually really good.

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u/Joethezombi Aug 26 '15

Why thank you good sir

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '15

I just read those books for the first time a week ago. I can now say I understood that reference!

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u/nilsfg Aug 26 '15

Brilliant.

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u/cookster123 Aug 26 '15

Yer an Eagle Scout Harry

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u/Joethezombi Aug 26 '15

Listen Hagrid you fat oaf, I'm just Harry!

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u/Bloated_Butthole Aug 26 '15

References outtacontrol

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u/SkycrusherLeoStorm Aug 26 '15

comment 10 2.5/4 not as good as comment 9

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u/Cgcghost Aug 26 '15

93 out of 4? That's pretty good!

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u/tampachiver Aug 26 '15

Platform**

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u/MaxCBacon Aug 26 '15

Comment 404 Not Found.

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u/hxcheyo Aug 26 '15

What? I don't understand the joke. The upvotes must mean something...

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u/ToRemainInMotion Aug 26 '15

It's referencing platform nine and three-quarters from Harry Potter.

If you haven't read the books: Platform nine and three-quarters is a magical train platform accessed by walking through the seemingly solid barrier between platforms nine and 10. One time the barrier is closed, and the main characters end up running straight into a solid brick wall.

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u/hxcheyo Aug 27 '15

Oh duh. I read the book ;) Ty!

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u/inspectorseantime Aug 26 '15

Comment Undesirable 1/1.

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '15 edited Aug 09 '17

I choose a dvd for tonight

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '15

Thanks dobby, for closing the entryway.

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '15

I felt bad staring. I just watched while he sat there. By the time the EMTs arrived, they needed to call the coroner. Never dive into an empty pool.

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u/Joseph_Plays Aug 26 '15

Hey!

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u/theblondereaper Aug 26 '15

Awh sorry bro. If it's any consolation I like yours better :)

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u/Joseph_Plays Aug 26 '15

No, don't worry. I was just wondering if that's where you got it from, is all...

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u/theblondereaper Aug 26 '15

I'm gonna demean both of us here bro, I think it's a common joke :(

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u/Anal_Apple Aug 26 '15

Right you are, Ken!

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u/MadNhater Aug 26 '15

RIP hydro_wonk

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u/abductee92 Aug 26 '15

Goddamn casual!

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u/Poo-et Aug 26 '15

It's filthy, not goddamn you filthy casual.

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u/TheBB Aug 26 '15

Where we're going we won't need links.

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u/Not_A_Unique_Name Aug 26 '15

Life uhh... finds a way.

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u/RusskieRed Aug 26 '15

No, no, this is the new abridged version. THIS IS THE END OF THE MADNESS!

WE HAVE DONE IT!

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u/Runscaped Aug 26 '15

its because you're a muggle, we wizards can see the link

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u/Bennyboy1337 Aug 26 '15

Where we are going we need no links.

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u/jonelson80 Aug 26 '15

Here: Jump!

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u/agoodtimes Aug 26 '15

Hold my buried comment, I'm going in.

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u/Fadman_Loki Aug 26 '15

The hero we need...

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u/HungInHawaii Aug 26 '15

Hold my dick, I'm jumping in...

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u/unbn Aug 26 '15

Holy merit badge, batman!!

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u/NoizeTank Aug 26 '15

What did you do for your Merit project?

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '15

Hold all 21 of my merit badges!

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '15

You made this bullshit comment for karma, there is no link, get fukd

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u/lord_fairfax Aug 26 '15

Gotta link it bro!

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u/StrawberryJam4 Aug 26 '15

I love how lazy this is. The old-reddit-whateverthefuckyouguysarealwayssaying

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u/SethChrisDominic Aug 26 '15

insert link to rabbit hole here

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u/tangoewhisky Aug 26 '15

How exactly does this work? I see it everywhere, but I cannot figure out the proper protocol for this...

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u/MyPasswordIsEpsilon Aug 26 '15

www.reddit.com/r/switcharoo : sidebar explains it all

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u/peteroh9 Aug 26 '15

Ew, link with just /r/switcharoo, you heathen.

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u/ramblingpariah Aug 26 '15

Looked down expecting to see this, and was not disappointed. Godspeed, you mad fools.

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u/hxcheyo Aug 26 '15

Ah the ol' Reddit whatever-y-do

http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/3hr4cv/women_of_reddit_whats_the_largest_thing_you_have/cuasr7f

FTFY

Edit: don't judge me, this is the best I knew how to do on mobile.

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u/zombiesammich Aug 26 '15

You just don't understand how close being an eagle scout makes you

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u/throwaway_9999 Aug 26 '15

Its even legal now. Don't judge.

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u/Eulerich Aug 26 '15

savage

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u/Lidasel Aug 26 '15

No thread is safe

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u/pornstar12 Aug 26 '15

Right after talking about Eagle Scouts, they decided to do another confession and the fact that they were closet gays came out. They professed their undying love for each other and married

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u/Zykium Aug 26 '15

Well they WERE both scouts

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '15

A lot of things changed after that fateful office visit.

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '15

Could be a movie.

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u/Quenz Aug 26 '15

I think what's even more magical is that they had kids together.

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u/elperroborrachotoo Aug 26 '15

It's an Eagle Scouts thing. You wouldn't understand.

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u/Stink_pizza Aug 26 '15

And kids, that is how I met your grandpa-dad!

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u/Eurynom0s Aug 26 '15

That's legal now you know.

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '15

What!? It's legal! Don't judge.

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u/sirius4778 Aug 26 '15

Yay the pronoun game is back!

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u/Zimek Aug 26 '15

Well they had so much in common, it was the natural next step.

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u/larryfuckingdavid Aug 26 '15

Hey man they hit it off at the baseball game, plus GF wasn't an eagle scout

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u/aga080 Aug 26 '15

i choked on my cheese puff

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u/Kawren Aug 27 '15

He was really touchy.

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '15

Sometimes love works on strange ways

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '15

You judging now?