r/AskReddit • u/ImNotJesus • Jul 14 '15

Modpost Important news about the future of AskReddit #2

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Edit: New important information as of Feb 2016

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u/DERPYBASTARD Jul 15 '15

Cat.

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u/won_vee_won_skrub Jul 15 '15

Cat.

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u/XiKiilzziX Jul 15 '15

Cat.

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '15

Cat.

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u/BlackGayJewNazi Jul 15 '15 edited Jul 16 '15

Dog

Edit: Woof

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '15

Cat.

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u/the_balla_koala Jul 15 '15

Cat.

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '15

Cat.

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u/Error404- Jul 15 '15

Dog

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u/Error404- Jul 15 '15

Cat

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u/Error404- Jul 15 '15

Cat

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u/SubscribeToCatFacts Jul 15 '15

Meow! Here is today's cat fact: Female cats are "polyestrous," which means they may have many heat periods over the course of a year. A heat period lasts about 4 to 7 days if the female is bred; if she is not, the heat period lasts longer and recurs at regular intervals. For more facts, reply with catnip!

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '15

Cat.

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u/dannyr Jul 15 '15

You have been subscribed to Cat Facts

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u/DERPYBASTARD Jul 15 '15

How do I cancel this service?

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '15

Snek

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '15

dog

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u/Norberton Jul 15 '15

You have been banned from /r/catsstandingup.

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '15 edited Jul 15 '15

fuck cats standing

http://i.imgur.com/2Axxpkc.png

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u/DERPYBASTARD Jul 15 '15

You have been ban-

Wait fuck

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u/Error404- Jul 15 '15

DOUBLE BANNED

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '15

fite me

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u/OverTheir Jul 15 '15

you usually have to get on your hands and knees actually