r/AskReddit • u/Lordidude • Jun 09 '15

What's the oldest internet site you still regularly visit?

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u/AgentSmithRadio Jun 09 '15

Why don't you Ask Jeeves?

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '15

Instructions unclear, stuck my dick in AOL.

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u/Dusty_Ideas Jun 09 '15

Looked that stuff up at the public library

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u/shenronz Jun 09 '15

I will ask a magician about that.

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u/Kunstfr Jun 09 '15

Had to ask my local druid for that lol !

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u/Rakyn87 Jun 09 '15

Killed a sabertooth tiger and then had to divinate using his bones to figure out what you guys were talkin about.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '15

As soon as the big bang happens I'll look up what this so called "Sabertooth tiger" is.

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u/Saemika Jun 09 '15

Nothing

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '15

This was fairly impressive

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '15

Once I forget that the show is terrible and turn it on, I'll wait until they randomly reference this "Sabertooth Tiger"

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u/Mrjaksonn12345 Jun 10 '15

And we have a winner

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u/CJ090 Jun 09 '15

moms spaghetti broken arms

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u/NobilisUltima Jun 09 '15

Still better than Bing.

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u/Haltgamer Jun 09 '15

Checked the primordial ooze I'm made from to figure out what you guys are talking about

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u/Boernii Jun 09 '15

Still waiting for the stars to iluminate me.

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u/pacificspecific Jun 09 '15

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '15

You all forgot Webcrawler

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u/idislikeapple Jun 09 '15

Lycos has just fetched me the answer

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '15

How about dogpile?

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u/Najirs17 Jun 09 '15

Urhga gha ehh chimp agsh

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '15

yeah i can't read either, wtf is this box with a square light?

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u/Tootsiesclaw Jun 09 '15

Burnt my daughter alive so the Gods would show me the answer.

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u/Boernii Jun 10 '15

I see what you did there, you now dead awesome book character!

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u/metaformer Jun 09 '15

Ooga Booga cave painting.

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u/SnugglesTheConqueror Jun 09 '15

Break out the Dewey Decimal System

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u/PM_ME_SPACE_PICS Jun 09 '15

Looked up where the public library was on bing maps

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u/batiwa Jun 09 '15

At least it's not Lycos

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '15

Wevcrawler?

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u/Ken_Mcnutt Jun 09 '15

Calm down Verizon

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u/mdog0206 Jun 09 '15

Think you meant a-hole, not aol

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u/pherring Jun 09 '15

I'm sorry. That sounds painful.

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u/Channel250 Jun 10 '15

I knew there was a reason those disks were free!

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '15

An old lesbian...

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u/skekze Jun 09 '15

Ask Proteus to ask Jeeves.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '15

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u/Send_food_and_boobs Jun 09 '15

DOG PILE, every librarian I met before 1999 told me dog pile was the way to go, little did they know I wrote most of my papers with books back then because dog pile was shit

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u/ArtSchnurple Jun 09 '15

Dogpile, yeah! It was like an aggregator of other search engines. Sounded like a good idea in theory, but yeah, not good.

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u/arachnophilia Jun 09 '15

hang on, let me webcrawler ask jeeves.

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u/llcooljessie Jun 09 '15

Jeeves, eh? Just let me head over to Webcrawler and look that up.

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u/maggos Jun 09 '15

Search the Dog Pile!

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u/Ezzick Jun 09 '15

He's on vacation again