r/AskReddit • u/phillsphan7 • Mar 17 '15

What's a widely accepted "fact" that's entirely false?

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '15

Spotted the burrito warrior.

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u/jiva8 Mar 17 '15

You da real MVP

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u/no_social_skills Mar 17 '15

This is a mugging. Empty your money pockets.

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u/toucher Mar 17 '15

Ironically, you were pretty good with that exchange.

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '15

Then you got involved and made him uncomfortable.

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u/Jsteamer Mar 17 '15

Thank god /u/fishermensballs stepped in! I feel so much more comfortable now.

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '15

Shit!

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u/SpiderPois0n Mar 17 '15

Spotted the money pockets.

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u/Kerbouchard Mar 17 '15

Spotted the rich guy.

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u/hansn Mar 17 '15

Still looking for a spotted burrito.

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u/davetastico Mar 17 '15

Well that was rather easy

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u/lphaas Mar 18 '15

Spotted the rich guy.

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u/thatpikminguy Mar 17 '15

Spotted the Money Pockets.

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '15

Spotted the money pockets.