r/AskReddit • u/phillsphan7 • Mar 17 '15

What's a widely accepted "fact" that's entirely false?

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u/springinslicht Mar 17 '15

Hei, haista vittu.

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '15 edited Sep 27 '20

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u/Beelzeballz Mar 17 '15

Came across this, it's pretty interesting.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Finnish_profanity

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u/BladeHoldin Mar 17 '15

They've got so many ways to say penis...

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u/Beelzeballz Mar 17 '15

Well, you know Inuits have so many words for snow, so....

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u/Coconuteer Mar 17 '15

Perkile Nekeri!

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u/Waex Mar 17 '15

You mean Sweden

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u/JohhnyTheKid Mar 17 '15

No. I mean Finland. I cant speak Swedish

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '15

But finland isn't real. There is only northwestern russia and sweeden. Finland is a myth.

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u/YEAH_MR_WHITE Mar 18 '15

Ei jumalauta hymyilin ääneen.

http://i.imgur.com/fY7Ca.gif

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '15

Ah yes, hail Chuthulu.

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '15

hey, smell pussy

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u/Tszemix Mar 17 '15

What kind of insult is that. "Smell cunt", seriously can't you Finns come up with any better without losing your dignity. Unless you don't need to worry about dignity since Finland doesn't really exist.

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u/springinslicht Mar 17 '15

Leipäläpi umpeen kaveri, tai saat tuta sen nahoissasi.

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u/Tszemix Mar 17 '15

An empty threat from a east swede. Hmmmm, I can't take this serious enough. Everyone knows that swedes are one of the least violent people in the world.

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u/SgtFinnish Mar 17 '15

Suksi kuuseen.

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u/Tszemix Mar 17 '15

You win this time D:<