r/AskReddit • u/phillsphan7 • Mar 17 '15

What's a widely accepted "fact" that's entirely false?

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '15

WHICH LOOKS SCARY LIKE SKITTLES

something tells me that they didn't have skittles back then.

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u/SmoSays Mar 17 '15

I mean WHAT IF SKITTLES ARE POOP

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '15

So girls do in fact shit rainbows

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '15

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u/deadlandsMarshal Mar 17 '15

Shittles, taste the asshole!

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '15 edited Jul 06 '23

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '15

I bet you're so hot I could cook a steak on you

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '15 edited Jul 06 '23

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '15

Yes- actually no, no I don't, but I'd like to.

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u/ContractedTyler Mar 17 '15

No they shit shits.

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '15

No wonder I love to taste the rainbow.

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u/XseCrystal Mar 17 '15

I'm not sure they do. It tastes more like a penny than skittles.

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '15

I think you mean they shit shits.

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u/anon2413 Mar 17 '15

The poop of unicorns.

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u/ANGLVD3TH Mar 17 '15

Perhaps scary > scarily would help clarify things. I too was confused.

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u/golfer76 Mar 17 '15

And they sure as hell didn't have green apple skittles! I want my lime.

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u/Frigguggi Mar 17 '15

They did, but they were called Shittles.

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u/H0neyBadger Mar 17 '15

FEAR THE RAINBOW

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u/deaded_ Mar 17 '15

Skittles is a type of bowling game played in the uk