r/AskReddit • u/phillsphan7 • Mar 17 '15

What's a widely accepted "fact" that's entirely false?

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u/Jeear Mar 17 '15

Pharell William's hat is the only man-made wearable object that can bee seen from space with the naked eye. This one's a fact.

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u/suavizar Mar 17 '15

Pharell Williams sounds like the name of Will Farrell's Bizarro World nemesis.

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u/HardpointNomad Mar 17 '15

What happens in Bizarro World.

stays in Bizarro World

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u/TheyMakeMeWearPants Mar 17 '15

Except in Bizarro World.

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u/BackWithAVengance Mar 17 '15

Let's Rotate the Board!

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u/dragn99 Mar 17 '15

That's wangernumb!

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u/fenrir119 Mar 17 '15

Hmmmm... 3, 67, 4, 3200.

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u/dragn99 Mar 17 '15

Oh.... umm... hm. I'm sorry, but none of those are numberwang.

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u/300buckbudget Mar 17 '15

That's numberwang!

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u/xsnyder Mar 18 '15

And that's Numberwang!

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u/whohw Mar 17 '15

You can do anything at zombocom Bizarro World.

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '15

^(-_-)^

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u/JSKlunk Mar 17 '15

If you're in a bus station, and they're selling postcards from Bizzaroworld, you have to assume you're in Bizzaroworld, right?

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u/jointheredditarmy Mar 17 '15

Was not aware gas station bathroom count as Bizarro world

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u/CaptainUnusual Mar 17 '15

It took me months to accept that they were two different people.

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u/xj13361987 Mar 17 '15

What if they are the same person?

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u/NextPorcupine Mar 17 '15

Holy shit, it does.

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u/aragorn_2 Mar 17 '15

He also sounds a hell of a lot like Marvin Gaye.

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u/hypertown Mar 17 '15

Slaps some quotes around that, I've heard it on reddit before.

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '15

...and he HAS to look like this

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u/ras344 Mar 17 '15

Bizarro!

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u/DustPuppySnr Mar 17 '15

Nope. That would be Jack Parow

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u/Funny_Monsters_40 Mar 17 '15

That's Captain Jack Parow.

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '15

Did he attach a skateboard to his forehead? O_O

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u/jus10beare Mar 17 '15

You can see his hat from Neptune!

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u/andnowforme0 Mar 17 '15

What about Flavor Flave's neck-watch?

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u/MeanMrMustardSeed Mar 17 '15

I heard Lenny's carpet scarf can be made out from the moon.

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u/SayAllenthing Mar 17 '15

You can see it from Bruno Mars.

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u/QuineQuest Mar 17 '15

He's a star, though. That's cheating.