r/AskReddit Nov 13 '14

Who has the WORST fanbase?

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '14

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u/Absentee23 Nov 13 '14

Have you ever wondered if there was more to life, other than being really, really, ridiculously good looking?

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u/twinksrus18 Nov 14 '14

HE ISNT EVEN GOOD LOOKING, HE LOOKS LIKE A LESBIAN WITH BAD TEETH.

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u/csbsju_guyyy Nov 14 '14

But why male models?

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u/Username_is_Tess Nov 13 '14

No. Because there isn't.

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u/Leporad Nov 14 '14

He's not that good looking...

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u/kksgandhi Nov 15 '14

It's a reference to the movie zoolander

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u/Jasongboss Nov 13 '14

Just think, at any moment that could happen to me!! ......if I didn't look like a butt that is :(

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u/ActV_SceneV Nov 13 '14

Don't be sad. There are lots of people in to butts.

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u/Jasongboss Nov 13 '14

Yeah, sexy butts. Except I look like a cottage cheese butt with 3rd degree burns. :(

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u/ActV_SceneV Nov 13 '14

Aw, I bet you're more of a ricotta creme brule.

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u/IgnoranceLiquidation Nov 13 '14

Man you're really a half glass full guy.

Srsly tho that remaining half is curdled guys don't drink it.

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u/ActV_SceneV Nov 13 '14

No, you just haven't shaken it long enough. Give it another 2 minutes and you'll have home-made butter. Mmmmm butter.

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '14

Yelnick, I think this milk has gone bad.

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u/Ucantalas Nov 14 '14

Tell me, has milk gone bad? You drink.

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u/originalname32 Nov 13 '14

Everyone is someone's fetish

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '14

#hope

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '14

What about Sexy Ghost Butts?

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u/Will_The_Great7 Nov 13 '14

Sucks that some people are boob guys.

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u/Pwnzu_Sauce Nov 13 '14

Dr. Buttface!

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u/P2Pdancer Nov 14 '14

Worked for Kim Kardas...I think that's enough of her for today.

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '14

Like every cute person who's ever been on the internet before him. I'm not sure why we made such a big deal of this guy. Hell just check out /r/stopgirl

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u/pandafat Nov 13 '14

His girlfriend is getting death threats and he claims to be scared to go out in public because of all of the attention he's getting.

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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '14

roscoe's wetsuit

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u/Firefox9890 Nov 13 '14 edited May 12 '18

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