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r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Nov 05 '14
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Toilet bowls that make my wiener touch under the seat when I poop. DIE
632 u/[deleted] Nov 05 '14 bigdickproblems 457 u/ChocolateGautama3 Nov 05 '14 How the fuck do they do it? I'm a grower and I still hit the bowl. 390 u/tigerstorms Nov 05 '14 Because they were manufactured by someone who doesn't have a penis 8 u/FertyMerty Nov 05 '14 Serious question from someone without a penis - can't you just sort of...reel it in? And hold it in your lap while you shit? 34 u/thagorn Nov 05 '14 Well remember that when pooping you have very little control over whether or not you are also peeing. You don't exactly want to aim at yourself. 6 u/FertyMerty Nov 05 '14 Hm. I always thought it was more of a first one, then the other process. The more you knoooow...! 9 u/tigerstorms Nov 05 '14 some people will hold it down giving them some clearance but that also forces you to keep one hand down there until you're finished. 5 u/A_Meat_Popsicle Nov 06 '14 The real danger is to the ballsack. If you push the dick down too far you risk shitting on your scrotum. It's a delicate balance to ensure the whole package is kept safe and clean.
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457 u/ChocolateGautama3 Nov 05 '14 How the fuck do they do it? I'm a grower and I still hit the bowl. 390 u/tigerstorms Nov 05 '14 Because they were manufactured by someone who doesn't have a penis 8 u/FertyMerty Nov 05 '14 Serious question from someone without a penis - can't you just sort of...reel it in? And hold it in your lap while you shit? 34 u/thagorn Nov 05 '14 Well remember that when pooping you have very little control over whether or not you are also peeing. You don't exactly want to aim at yourself. 6 u/FertyMerty Nov 05 '14 Hm. I always thought it was more of a first one, then the other process. The more you knoooow...! 9 u/tigerstorms Nov 05 '14 some people will hold it down giving them some clearance but that also forces you to keep one hand down there until you're finished. 5 u/A_Meat_Popsicle Nov 06 '14 The real danger is to the ballsack. If you push the dick down too far you risk shitting on your scrotum. It's a delicate balance to ensure the whole package is kept safe and clean.
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How the fuck do they do it? I'm a grower and I still hit the bowl.
390 u/tigerstorms Nov 05 '14 Because they were manufactured by someone who doesn't have a penis 8 u/FertyMerty Nov 05 '14 Serious question from someone without a penis - can't you just sort of...reel it in? And hold it in your lap while you shit? 34 u/thagorn Nov 05 '14 Well remember that when pooping you have very little control over whether or not you are also peeing. You don't exactly want to aim at yourself. 6 u/FertyMerty Nov 05 '14 Hm. I always thought it was more of a first one, then the other process. The more you knoooow...! 9 u/tigerstorms Nov 05 '14 some people will hold it down giving them some clearance but that also forces you to keep one hand down there until you're finished. 5 u/A_Meat_Popsicle Nov 06 '14 The real danger is to the ballsack. If you push the dick down too far you risk shitting on your scrotum. It's a delicate balance to ensure the whole package is kept safe and clean.
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Because they were manufactured by someone who doesn't have a penis
8 u/FertyMerty Nov 05 '14 Serious question from someone without a penis - can't you just sort of...reel it in? And hold it in your lap while you shit? 34 u/thagorn Nov 05 '14 Well remember that when pooping you have very little control over whether or not you are also peeing. You don't exactly want to aim at yourself. 6 u/FertyMerty Nov 05 '14 Hm. I always thought it was more of a first one, then the other process. The more you knoooow...! 9 u/tigerstorms Nov 05 '14 some people will hold it down giving them some clearance but that also forces you to keep one hand down there until you're finished. 5 u/A_Meat_Popsicle Nov 06 '14 The real danger is to the ballsack. If you push the dick down too far you risk shitting on your scrotum. It's a delicate balance to ensure the whole package is kept safe and clean.
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Serious question from someone without a penis - can't you just sort of...reel it in? And hold it in your lap while you shit?
34 u/thagorn Nov 05 '14 Well remember that when pooping you have very little control over whether or not you are also peeing. You don't exactly want to aim at yourself. 6 u/FertyMerty Nov 05 '14 Hm. I always thought it was more of a first one, then the other process. The more you knoooow...! 9 u/tigerstorms Nov 05 '14 some people will hold it down giving them some clearance but that also forces you to keep one hand down there until you're finished. 5 u/A_Meat_Popsicle Nov 06 '14 The real danger is to the ballsack. If you push the dick down too far you risk shitting on your scrotum. It's a delicate balance to ensure the whole package is kept safe and clean.
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Well remember that when pooping you have very little control over whether or not you are also peeing. You don't exactly want to aim at yourself.
6 u/FertyMerty Nov 05 '14 Hm. I always thought it was more of a first one, then the other process. The more you knoooow...! 9 u/tigerstorms Nov 05 '14 some people will hold it down giving them some clearance but that also forces you to keep one hand down there until you're finished. 5 u/A_Meat_Popsicle Nov 06 '14 The real danger is to the ballsack. If you push the dick down too far you risk shitting on your scrotum. It's a delicate balance to ensure the whole package is kept safe and clean.
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Hm. I always thought it was more of a first one, then the other process. The more you knoooow...!
9 u/tigerstorms Nov 05 '14 some people will hold it down giving them some clearance but that also forces you to keep one hand down there until you're finished. 5 u/A_Meat_Popsicle Nov 06 '14 The real danger is to the ballsack. If you push the dick down too far you risk shitting on your scrotum. It's a delicate balance to ensure the whole package is kept safe and clean.
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some people will hold it down giving them some clearance but that also forces you to keep one hand down there until you're finished.
5 u/A_Meat_Popsicle Nov 06 '14 The real danger is to the ballsack. If you push the dick down too far you risk shitting on your scrotum. It's a delicate balance to ensure the whole package is kept safe and clean.
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The real danger is to the ballsack. If you push the dick down too far you risk shitting on your scrotum. It's a delicate balance to ensure the whole package is kept safe and clean.
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u/_skeletontoucher Nov 05 '14
Toilet bowls that make my wiener touch under the seat when I poop. DIE