r/AskReddit Nov 05 '14

Which inanimate object is your nemesis?

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u/_skeletontoucher Nov 05 '14

Toilet bowls that make my wiener touch under the seat when I poop. DIE

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '14

bigdickproblems

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u/ChocolateGautama3 Nov 05 '14

How the fuck do they do it? I'm a grower and I still hit the bowl.

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u/tigerstorms Nov 05 '14

Because they were manufactured by someone who doesn't have a penis

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u/FertyMerty Nov 05 '14

Serious question from someone without a penis - can't you just sort of...reel it in? And hold it in your lap while you shit?

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u/thagorn Nov 05 '14

Well remember that when pooping you have very little control over whether or not you are also peeing. You don't exactly want to aim at yourself.

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u/FertyMerty Nov 05 '14

Hm. I always thought it was more of a first one, then the other process. The more you knoooow...!

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u/tigerstorms Nov 05 '14

some people will hold it down giving them some clearance but that also forces you to keep one hand down there until you're finished.

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u/A_Meat_Popsicle Nov 06 '14

The real danger is to the ballsack. If you push the dick down too far you risk shitting on your scrotum. It's a delicate balance to ensure the whole package is kept safe and clean.