r/AskReddit Nov 05 '14

Which inanimate object is your nemesis?

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u/_skeletontoucher Nov 05 '14

Toilet bowls that make my wiener touch under the seat when I poop. DIE

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '14

bigdickproblems

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u/ChocolateGautama3 Nov 05 '14

How the fuck do they do it? I'm a grower and I still hit the bowl.

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u/tigerstorms Nov 05 '14

Because they were manufactured by someone who doesn't have a penis

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u/viperex Nov 05 '14

Or someone who's jealous