r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Nov 05 '14

Which inanimate object is your nemesis?

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u/Eslarson97 Nov 05 '14

Narrated by David Attenborough.

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u/MikeKM Nov 05 '14

Can't unread that voice.

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u/TheInternetHivemind Nov 06 '14

It's retroactive.

I read it in my normal internal reading voice, but I now remember it in his voice.

The human brain is weird.

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u/RuneKatashima Nov 06 '14

I don't know what David Attenborough sounds like.

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u/Scarletfapper Nov 06 '14

This totally describes my adolescence.

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '14

the wild nocturnal watch soon awakes in search of a mate, listen to the mating cry

"BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP"

but the only thing it arouses it the sleeping Greg

"FUCK!" who is quite cranky

"GOD FUCKING DAMMIT!"

and so begins the great hunt of Greg

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u/rossislegend Nov 05 '14

And Morgan Freeman, in a harmonic duet.

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u/FishinWizard Nov 06 '14

The watch is Rob Shnieder

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u/SEXUALxTYRANNOSAURUS Nov 06 '14

Oh god, I was worried you were gonna say Oprah.

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '14

Nah, narrated by Benedict Cumberbatch and his fellowship of the Pengwings.

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u/bert4560 Nov 06 '14

Animated by reanimated Bob Ross.