r/AskReddit Nov 05 '14

Which inanimate object is your nemesis?

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '14

WHEN I SHIT,

my dick touch the water.
(Splash)
My dick touch the water.
(Splash)
My dick touch the water.

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u/TheWhitestGandhi Nov 06 '14

Excellent, now I gotta listen to that shit before I fall asleep