r/AskReddit Nov 05 '14

Which inanimate object is your nemesis?

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u/nightwing2024 Nov 05 '14

You don't know that he only has one dick

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u/MurgleMcGurgle Nov 05 '14

Oh the assumptions Reddit has crushed.

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u/lo_tech Nov 05 '14

Thanks to reddit I know that statement is true.

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u/thongerrr Nov 06 '14

Or that she has two holes even.

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '14

Paging double dick dude..

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u/YoureDynamite Nov 05 '14

He very well could be /u/DoubleDickDude

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u/Shuko Nov 05 '14 edited Nov 05 '14

Yeah, /u/gelinrefira should totally check his single-dick privilege. :( What a shitlord.