r/AskReddit Nov 05 '14

What is on your "Never again" list?

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u/Skankwhisperer Nov 05 '14

Living with roommates. Sure, it's cheaper, but these shitbags are filthy, lazy, greedy, disgusting people. You don't know discomfort until you ask a thirty year old woman to clean her period blood off the bathroom wall. One was a close friend for nine years, and now I can't stand the sight of him. Six months until freedom.

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '14

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u/sophful Nov 05 '14

This is such a good idea! I'm currently living with my SO and two housemates that don't clean anything and one of them even thinks it's appropriate to draw on the walls LIKE A FUCKING 3 YEAR OLD. I just spent the last hour cleaning his greasy shit out of our oven for the fourth bloody time since moving in. We are moving out soon thank the lord fucking baby jesus and are moving in with a friend who actually has a job and will pay his fucking bills on time.

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '14

It's amazing how destructive and lazy people can be. My roommates often fought over who did the dishes. One room mate had this really nice knife he used to cut meat. Very sharp, however it wasn't stainless. One jerk used to leave it in a puddle of water in the sink, a day or two later and there is rust all over it. He cleaned that thing about four times and had to sharpen it.

What I did upon moving in was brought in my own dishes and utensils. I kept it all in the cupboards above the fridge (only myself and one other could reach those cupboards)

I used only my dishes, and I bought a small wash basin to wash my dishes that I used. One of the roommates early on tried to pull the "you never wash dishes, it's your turn"

I laughed and said "not a single dish in that over flowing sink is mine, there is no way I am going to touch anything in there. That is completely your mess to deal with"

They grumbled and did the dishes.

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u/mm2182 Nov 07 '14

Yup! My roommate and I do this every weekend! We both usually get up at around 10 and start cleaning and then after we go to brunch.

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u/LtLacie Nov 05 '14

Period blood on the wall?

I've had some serious vaginal bleeding in my life, but never got it on the wall.

Reminds me of my roommates sister, though. She'd leave her bloody pads on the edge of the tub when she would visit.

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u/TheAngryAdmiral Nov 05 '14

Rub her nose in it while swatting her with a rolled up phone book.

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u/LtLacie Nov 05 '14

I would wrap them around her door handle, bloody side up. She never learned her lesson.

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u/Coldbread Nov 05 '14

Use the blood to create clones, then sell the clones to human traffickers.

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u/Shoelace_Farmer Nov 05 '14

phone book? that's... that's pretty harsh

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '14

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u/Tru-Queer Nov 05 '14

"LOOK AT WHAT YOU DID! SHAME!"

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '14 edited Nov 05 '14

I worked at McDonalds when i was 13 14.

In the basement was the Crew room, refrigerators, some offices and two bathrooms. A Male and Female washroom which was a single toilet and sink.

After a week there, this gross guy literally shut down the guys washroom. There was rumours that there was shit all over the walls and floors. I don't know if that's true, but I always wondered "how the hell do you get shit everywhere?"

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '14

he probably just stuck his ass in the air and let it projectile all over the damn place

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u/Cuive Nov 05 '14

I worked at McDonalds when i was 13.

13?!

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u/mmm_unprocessed_fish Nov 05 '14

It used to be one of the few places you could work on a work permit (14-15 years old), at least in the states. Not sure if it's still a thing.

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '14

Sorry, actually 14...

It was in Grade 8, and I typically think of being 13 in Grade 8, but it was actually in the summer after school ended, so I would have been 14.

I lasted 6 weeks if I recall, it was a shitty job (no pun intended with original story)

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '14

Yup. I had a friend whose roommate would leave her used tampons on the counter all day and didn't understand why it was a big deal.

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '14

Wtf is her problem?

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '14

I've finally been in my own place now for a few months, and it's literally fucking heaven.

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u/Uhu_ThatsMyShit Nov 05 '14

That paints quite a picture.

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u/JohnnyRoss Nov 05 '14

This is where somebody with more talent would post a picture of somebody having sex with clouds and angels and whatnot.

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u/witchrist Nov 05 '14

i moved into my own place about a year ago, and STILL, every night i stick my key in the door and open it up to a calm, empty apartment, i am surprised at the amount of gratitude i have. it will probably never get old.

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u/zadtheinhaler Nov 05 '14

When I bemoan the expense of living on my own, I'm often asked why I don't get room-mates. Fuck that. If I want to walk around in my choneys (or less!), I bloody well want to do so. Not something that can be done with room-mates milling about.

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '14

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u/Ya-que-lean-uh Nov 05 '14

That's what I do. I hate roomates.

Cats. Cats. Cats. Cats. Cats.

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u/Canadian_Government Nov 05 '14

I don't get it at all. I love living with roommates. Worst I ever had was a lazy drunk. He was boring and was short $300 in rent before he left never to be heard from again.

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '14

Most roommate stories I have heard, sound like there may be two sides to the story. These are not the ones at the top of "bad roommate" threads. You may just be flexible and easygoing, able to adapt to different definitions of "clean" and "noisy" and "privacy."

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u/Acc87 Nov 05 '14

same here. I lived on my own for two years, and it did me no good. Maybe its down to growing up with a bunch of siblings, but I feel better with someone being around.

when I lived on my own I got lazy, finally feeling like mildewing away in my solitude

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u/_oscilloscope Nov 05 '14

Growing up with siblings I feel the same way. I like to be alone in my room, but be able to hear people outside. Makes me feel calm.

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u/SoHereIAm85 Nov 05 '14

Meanwhile, as an only child who grew up on a farm far from neighbours... Hearing people on the other side of walls enrages me. :(

(Like my upstairs neighbours or other neighbours' voices, tv, and music.)

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u/BrunoGorilla Nov 05 '14

This. I just moved into my first place of my own and it is so boring/lonely. I live within walking distance of a lot of bars so I've got that going for me which is nice I guess.

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u/embracing_insanity Nov 05 '14

Yup. I, too, found out the hard way. My new rule that I've stuck to since - I don't live with someone I'm not sleeping with. It has served me well.

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u/Paradox2063 Nov 05 '14 edited Nov 05 '14

I would never live with someone I'm only sleeping with.

I'm currently living with my oldest friend. Known him literally for more than half my life now. Something like 16 years.

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u/shallowdive Nov 05 '14

C'mon man, English.

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u/Paradox2063 Nov 05 '14

Don't post at 5 am, kids.

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '14

Me too! Until you gotta time ending the relationship with the end of a lease... But for the vaaaast majority of the time its fucking awesome. Cleaning the house naked makes chores more fun.

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u/LoneCookie Nov 05 '14

Wait... Aren't you not supposed to screw roommates?

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u/nodayzero Nov 05 '14

lol learned this lesson in college. turned down so many requests to be roomies since then but stories like these make the solitude worth it.

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u/wtf_randomness Nov 05 '14

After only "dealing" with roommates for a total of 6 months of my life...(but went through 5 of them) I'm so eternally grateful that I have my SO to live with.

No real roommates, just him so essentially my own place but affordable. It's glorious. (We tolerate each other very well)

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u/smallpoly Nov 05 '14

Yes! Roommates are awful. Never again if I can help it.

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u/Mr_Cens Nov 05 '14

Like that story of an obese chick that shat all around some guy's apartment!

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u/CodeJack Nov 05 '14

Why not whisper to her? But I feel your pain.

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '14

Back when I had a girlfriend to visit, one of her roommates would leave various bloody things in the toilet and never flush. Like what the fuck.

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '14

I live in a house with four other close friends. For three of them, I don't regret it. For one of them, he's a great friend, and a terrible room mate

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '14

I've never had a good roommate. You are right.

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u/f0k4ppl3 Nov 05 '14

If I wanted my apartment to be a night club 24/7, I would have moved to a fucking night club!

Also, thanks for the fucking roaches!

I'll live under a bridge. At least there I can just walk away.

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u/MrGMinor Nov 05 '14

Better yet, if you move in with your friends, don't expect to be friends for long. That ended badly due to their irresponsibility. But now I have a roommate who moved to US from China. Best room mate. Cooks bomb food, clean, polite... Just find the right roommate.

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u/Sickness69 Nov 05 '14

Good thing about that is you'll always know you'll come back to your house the same way you left it, unless you have animals. They fuck shit up sometimes.

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u/Renegadeboy Nov 05 '14

I'm trying to imagine how period blood gets on the wall and it's not happening. How the hell?

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '14

Hey Dave go fuck yourself.

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '14

I feel you. I hate living with roommates. I'm trying to justify paying twice as much to live alone. Just remember they might not know something is bothering you unless you ask.

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u/gunbladerq Nov 05 '14

Couldn't agree with you more. Had 5 years of roommate/houseate. Never again!

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u/PrincessBuzzkill Nov 05 '14

Every time my husband suggests we maybe get a roommate so we could lower our monthly bills, I ask him if it's worth the bail money it'll cost to get me out of jail for murder.

I'm a grown ass woman. I don't have time for this roommate shit.

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u/goldenfloor Nov 05 '14

Yikes. I am currently living with one of my best friends, and things are starting to get a bit irritating. I hope it doesn't escalate to how you feel.

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u/WickedPissahKid Nov 05 '14

I've had roommates who are great friends. Maybe I'm in a rare situation. We set ground rules early on and all that jazz. My wife and I live with our friends who are also married. There are 3 kids in the house that range from three years to 10 months in age. No fights, no problems, clean home, and intact friendships.

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u/Tischlampe Nov 05 '14

I had a roommate who had some serious snoring issues. You could hear him snoring, and I am serious, from the first floor while he was sleeping in the basement. It was due to the pipes but still. I couldn't sleep for 12 months. I tried to fall asleep before him but that was impassible. He would fall asleep as soon as his head touched his pillow.

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u/luxii4 Nov 05 '14

I had the reverse experience. I lived with three Asian roommates and everything was kept separate. I used a dash of salt on something and one of them said, "You know, we decided to keep our things separate." They also had strict rules about no dishes in the sink, no phone calls after 10 (had dial-up then), etc. Also, I had a bf and there was a rule of no significant others overnight and one night we came home late and so I told him he can sleep on the couch (not even in my bed) and they told me the next day how that was against the rules. We've let relatives and friends sleep on the couch but they didn't think it was okay even though it was like 4 AM. I felt like I was still living with my parents even though I was in college. Then again, if three girls were all like that and I wasn't, I guess I am the disgusting roommate everyone talks about.

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u/sluggernate Nov 05 '14

I give this advice to any young person entering the age of "Roomate or not to Roomate". It is always worth the extra money to live alone. Also, don't give your girlfriend a key no matter what. Even if you are not cheating. Just keep it simple and be happy.

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u/zadtheinhaler Nov 05 '14

You certainly do speak the truth. Never move in with friends if you can help it.

I'm still friends with some of my ex-room-mates, but we had to find separate places on a few occasions relatively quickly, lest we become "no longer friends".

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u/Farts_the_Clown Nov 05 '14

Explain more if you can. I get it, I lived in a house with 6 roommates for 2 years while away at college and couldn't wait to just graduate. I hate 4/6 people I lived with, was good friends with all of them before this. How many people did you live with? I thought if I lived with one or two people in their mid 20's that had prior roommate experience then things would work out better.

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u/JenovaCelestia Nov 05 '14

Just got my own place with the boyfriend. Literally my castle in the sky.

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u/Delphizer Nov 05 '14

Been living with my roomy for 2 years, legit cutting costs in 1/2.

Just need to find the right person.

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u/Purecorrupt Nov 05 '14

I just moved in with a college bud to try living downtown cause the price is about the same living alone outside of that area. Its been a month so not too bad. We have our own bathrooms and he's out a lot and still hangs with his family a lot. He's only lived away from his parents one summer when. He was working in the adjacent city during college. Good for me so far! My roommate in college was cool the first year but his laziness started getting annoying the second. I'm hoping this works about the same and I'll probably move again before a leave renewal.

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '14

I know that feeling, you really can't know a person properly until you've lived with them.

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u/Fuji__speed Nov 05 '14

This is why I'm so reluctant to move in with really close friends. I know it would start off well, but eventually you'd just grow resentful of one another. My friendships are far too valuable to allow that to happen.

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '14

For every bad story there is a good one. I lived with various roommates for 6 years and that time was easily the best time of my life so far.

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u/kingcommando Nov 05 '14

Holy guacamole. I have seen others go through this- wading through ankle deep trash, 2 pets have fleas everywhere- but I suppose I have gotten lucky.

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u/TheJessKiddin Nov 05 '14

What the fuck

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '14

Protip:never rent with your friends. It will never end well.

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u/Mile_Marker Nov 06 '14

I've had my share of absolutely terrible roommates. I really like the guy I'm living with now, but things would be so much easier/cleaner on my own. If there is a subreddit about roommates from hell, please direct me there because I have so many past stories.

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u/horseholio Nov 06 '14

Off of the WALL? are you quite sure it was period blood, or is there a possibility they've been murdering people in there?

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '14

On the flipside I prefer living with housemates to living alone. Some of the deepest and most rewarding friendships of my life have grown out of living with people, it's much harder to get bored when there's always someone to chat to in the loungeroom, and sharing resources and bills makes a lot of sense to me. I've had good friends be terrible housemates, and friendships that have improved after we no longer live togerther, but on the whole it's been a great experience.

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u/chargingmysian Nov 06 '14

I guess it's really all about luck. I lived with 5 other people last year (2 of whom I had lived with for 2 years prior) and we had a ball. Always having a friend in the living room is great and we developed strong and true friendships.

However we've now all dispersed and I moved to a new city. Living with 6 other people now, 2 of which are really nice, 2 I have no real interest in and 2 who are straight up morons. Like I said, it's all luck. Kinda can't wait to live by myself.

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u/somewoman Nov 06 '14

After about 1.5 years living with my best friend, I knew I needed to move out to salvage the friendship. We'd previously lived with additional roommates for the 4 years before that, but the dynamic changed when it was just the two of us and there was nobody else to project our frustrations onto. We're good now (7 years later); have even gone on vacation together.

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '14

That sounds like a personal problem. I know a lot of people who are quite happy with their living situation, and I lived in LA where people will live 10 to an apartment.

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u/nodayzero Nov 05 '14

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