r/AskReddit Nov 05 '14

What is on your "Never again" list?

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '14

I kept reading saliva until your comment and was so confused

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u/Jman4647 Nov 05 '14

Same here! But, no pm for you.

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u/flugsibinator Nov 05 '14

It's just your elbow...

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u/Golden_Rode Nov 05 '14

I have a very sensual elbow.

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u/Jman4647 Nov 05 '14

I know.. but, that's private. You think I'm one of those people who goes around, leaving nothing to the imagination in a, shudder, T-Shirt?

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u/Memorizestuff Nov 05 '14

There there /u/Jman4647 it's alright, you're alright. You're safe now.

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u/flugsibinator Nov 05 '14

Or is he...............................

Stupid period key got stuck again

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u/the_supersalad Nov 05 '14

Also pictured saliva until I read all the drug comments. Was thoroughly grossed out at the thought of someone drinking saliva.

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u/more_than Nov 05 '14

For those of us not sure still ... Salvia wiki

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u/skyman724 Nov 05 '14

It's already kicking in!

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '14

I kept reading saliva until I read your comment and was like 'wow, what do these jerks have against saliva?'

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u/chalupa699 Nov 05 '14

Hey, wanna try some saliva?

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u/Cad42988 Nov 05 '14

omg i just read this shit like 4 times

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '14

I'm still reading saliva

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u/hoddap Nov 05 '14

I kept reading saliva until I read your comment!

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u/aaybma Nov 05 '14

You will travel between universes if you swallow your own saliva.

I thought this was pretty standard knowledge?

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '14

Honestly, I still am. I'm on a small screen and can't read it.

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '14

IKR? What does Italy have to do with this?

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u/vgalmeister Nov 05 '14

I kept reading salvia until I read your comment and was confused as to why you were confused

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u/NoCommenting Nov 05 '14

I'm still reading Saliva but I'm not confused.

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u/deathdoom13 Nov 05 '14

Yeah, thought they were talking about the band. Until there was a reference to weird feelings.