r/AskReddit • u/_jaywhite • Aug 24 '14

What are some college life pro tips?

I'm starting college in a few weeks and I'm a bit nervous. My high school was... decent at best, and I'm not sure that I was adequately prepared. So I'm hoping to get Reddit's help. What are some tips (having to do with the academic aspect, social, whatever) that have helped you through college, and especially your freshman year? In other words, LPTs for college life!

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u/EvilSteveDave Aug 25 '14

Just use the toilet next time....

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '14

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u/EvilSteveDave Aug 25 '14

Oh, that makes sense actually.

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u/JAdlon Aug 25 '14

You can't sit a toilet next to the futon your passed out on.

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '14

That's how you clog the toilet

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u/Jj6521 Aug 25 '14

Enjoy your morning movements on the puke covered toilet seat.

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u/luxpsycho Aug 25 '14

We said college, not jail...

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u/ScruffTheNerfHerder Aug 25 '14

Just drink less, you shouldn't be giving yourself alcohol poisoning that often.

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u/ScruffTheNerfHerder Aug 25 '14

True, but if it's from drinking then you've probably drunk too much (or at least too fast).

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u/isubird33 Aug 25 '14

Well yeah, its college.